hey-diddly-ho neighbourino

hey my name is isobel hmu im pretty friendly

[onlytwitterpics]

[getmotivatedandgetfit-blog]

[omega3]

[swagintherain]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Even his face is like “shit, I’m still alive.”

[helluva-pilot]

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[kittiezandtittiez]

[424celsius-blog]

Wtf is this

[deactivated-caitama-sensei]

A LITTLE BABY KITTY STANDING ON A SEE THROUGH TABLE SO U CAN SEE HIS WITTLE ITTY BITTY PAWS

[joshmuratori]

[bob-belcher]

[trapcard]

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

[aerosorceress]

they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

[trapcard]

the store

[sebto360]

Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.

Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.

[trapcard]

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

[failure-to-thrive]

Hermoine isn’t black???

[trapcard]

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

[mediamattersforamerica]

The so-called “alt-right” are neo-Nazis by any other name, and that’s how the media should address them.

[twitterlols]

[onlytwitterpics]

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]

[st-pam]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animalsinraingear]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

wow

[joshpeck]

they did that