time heals pain and promotes self soothing

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

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[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[skleero]

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

I’m literally crying rn ok

[mysharona1987]

[unclefather]

who here eats pizza crust

[tempestuous-nerd]

I eat pizza starting with the crust

[unclefather]

do you know how fucked up what you just said was

[doggydaycares]

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[yigah-moved-deactivated20181217]

i lost my fucking shit in my personal finance class today but i didnt know how to explain it to my teacher so i just laughed like a fool

[user1753782919282-deactivated20]

Befour // ZAYN

[memehumor]

[onlytwitterpics]

[paprika]

[fuckyeslilkim]

TRL Photo-booth

[humunanunga]

When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,

[dankmemeuniversity]

[illkim]

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

[liveitout]

[imthehuggernaut]

Cinematic Masterpiece.