Dogs are the Most important thing

Call me Dog/23/Cali/Male/♥ He/Him Tumblr keeps breaking my fucking description and I hate it. I'm about to scream until I've angered every god, living and dead.

[mellifexfarm]

in loaf position 

[unexplained-events]

Monkey Slug Caterpillars ( Phobetron pithecium)

Monkey Slug Caterpillars are sometimes mistaken for a hairy spider or  for moldy leaf litter. This larvae has six hairy “arms” that curl out from each side of its body which act as suction cups. While they look creepy, the Mokey Slug Caterpillar is actually harmless and its hairs do not sting.

They end up transforming into the Hag Moth.

SOURCE GIF By: http://www.strangebio.com/

[meanplastic]

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[assigned-menace-at-birth]

This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream

[jhenne-bean]

there was definitely an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine that gave away these secrets and it shook my adolescent world

[nemupanart]

[catchymemes]

[hollowboobtheory]

mr mime should never have existed. period. now you fools have brought him into the physical realm. god rest your souls. god rest all of our souls

[iwanttofuckmrmime]

I feel attacked

[hollowboobtheory]

my apologies, ms. ketchum

[mondfuchs]

I drew some dry and fluffy Pikachus

[lapinors]

[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[pon-ee]

I LOVE T H R E E (3!) SNAKES

Faust | Malak | Pepi

[madonees]

Disgusting. please act like a human

[madonees]

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

cryptids of opposing powers

[kant-deactivated20190908]

tank build vs assassin build

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[zsnes]

thats how they make them

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

[raficha]

2018: the greatest year of representation in animated series!

[valtsv]

robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*

me:

[valtsv]

human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*

me:

[toastp1ercer]