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[goawayimdrunk]

Still my favorite strip on the internet.

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[stupidestasshole]

Thank You for jacking off my amazing digital penis

[sandmandaddy69]

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[depsidase]

[yyymmmrrr]

finished endwalker. i am very normal about him

[battleguitar]

weird girl

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[the13thdoctorbetterbeginger]

We saw you from across the graveyard and we really hate your vibe

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[christianstepmoms]

Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"