[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[samfodo]

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

[samfodo]

If you see this animal every day at work, and it sings to you during your hardest bouts of labor, you will be distraught if it dies. Even if you know this creature is meant to die in lieu of you, you still hear it when the labor is at its hardest and your muscles are struggling against the weight of your work. It is so small, smaller than your soot-stained hands and louder than the death that follows you. You dont want it to die. The same as a woman does not want her candle to run out ; she knows that is the point, its flame is meant to burn the wick and melt the wax ; but she is not indifferent to its wasting away. She may even save her favorite candle as not to burn it too quickly. Now imagine you are that woman, and there is a way to rebuild your favorite candle that you love the smell of and the way it flickers. Would she rather throw her candle out? Or would she rebuild it? That is a canary to these miners. Would you allow an animal to just die when it has been singing for you? It reminds you that it is alive, and you are too. Its stop of song signifies the lethal danger you are in. Why abandon it? Is the miners' love for a little bird really that surprising?

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Why does this read as though written by a coal miner of the era in which a canary was needed.

[whatwwwwwww]

Because time is an illusion and love is infinite

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[archivemorgue]

[tyaz]

[tea-and-bitchcuits]

[willabee]

☝️ it's her birthday

[lrgski]

#evilbee

[willabee]

#evilbee

[teaboot]

SON MISTAKE: In teaching my cat son boy the command "out"- intended to mean, "emerge from the enclosed space"- I have unwittingly trained him to understand that if I open a box, cupboard, cabinet, or fridge in his presence, he need only rush inside and stay there, firmly planted with his wide wet baby eyes, and he will surely be granted the opportunity to earn a delightful little treat

[teaboot]

PROS: My darling son WILL emerge from the microwave as soon as I ask!

CONS: My son will be in the microwave. Until I ask

[willabee]

^ cozy under the tree

[willabee]

she will decide your fate

[lesbian-toddhoward]

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[cinematech]

[happyheidi]

Raccoons in trees ♡

[creekfiend]

I've been trying to think of an entertaining ask to send you for 15 minutes

Do you know anything good about woodpeckers such as why do they need to be so fucking large

[elodieunderglass]

I do actually,

Woodpecker skulls contain HIDEOUS TRUTHS, allowing them to SMASH THEIR FACES INTO wood at one THOUSAND times the force of gravity which really ought to kill them, or at least result in brain damage. 

but anyway among other extreme adaptations, their  tongues go around their GOTDAMN brains, 

a topic that can only be truly expressed via the medium of these prime scientific illustrations that I got from Google,

Mbbbbbllaaaaaaaaaaaaaah llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies,

TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE!

The seven-eyed Lamb broke the Seal of the last scroll and This IS what Came Forth, 

the reckoning;

command it to speak and it will show you the price

Anyway with all those sponges and wires in their enormous piledriving skull, it would be weird if their bodies weren’t also big; it would just look wrong,

like think about it: would you WANT them to be small??

do you WANT to think about that?

wouldn’t it be….. worse…..

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[memewhore]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !