snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails

kay/23 aggressively queer genderfuck hellhound use they/them pronouns and masculine titles for me or I'll be forced to devour your soul OuO* Throw me your spare change and help a house full of queers keep a roof over their heads? 8'v <3

[dogtier]

pls do not approach random girls at the mall who are just trying to fucking eat in peace, and start asking them their age and if they’re single

like I can promise you 9 times out of 10 the only reason they’re even replying to you at all is to get you to go away faster/out of fear of retaliation if they ignore you or are outwardly hostile :///

[chrisevanssource]

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner have apologized for their derogatory Black Widow jokes

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America,” Evans said in a statement provided to EW. “We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

[dogtier]

Fucking car fucking stalled out and died in the godsamn fUCKING mall parking lot and now Charles is late to work and I don't even know what to do to fix this

[saintofbeasts-deactivated201601]

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Yeah I’m always worried about blood sugar when I have to do that. With my IBS it’s pretty much the only ‘safe’ foods on my list, including apple sauce and just straight up broth, usually low sodium chicken but preferably low sodium veggie.

feel free to ignore if this has been suggested to you, but have you heard of the low fodmap approach? it works on the premise that there are certain kinds of sugars the guts naturally take longer to process anyway, so when you have a gastrointestinal system that’s wonky and full of failure, eliminating those foods can really help with symptoms.

i do much better with some foods (apples, pears, sorbitol/xylitol) than with others (onions and garlic and cheese ;_; ). you might want to look through a list of high and low fodmap foods, see if any of them are particularly connected to gutstuff

when i’m able to actually follow low-fodmap restrictions in a close manner, it does result in a lot less suffering. i’m hoping that when i’m out of school and have a job and folks to help share the cooking load with, i can start doing low-fodmap regularly.

[dogtier]

gonna throw in my two cents here- be REALLY REALLY careful with Xylitol! It does work really well for some people, but there's a limit to how much you can consume at once without SEVERE digestive upset. we're talking "a couple sips of coffee and you aren't leaving the bathroom for the next few hours", upset. for some people, as little as a single teaspoon or packet can be enough to cause this kind of averse reaction. (side note/disclaimer: i have my own, unrelated beef with most xylitol manufacturers because it's advertised as an organic/'all natural" sweetener, but they /do/ chemically process the bark and/or corn in order to extract the xylitol from it. it's been suggested that there isn't honestly a major difference between Xylitol and high-fructose corn syrup, being that both are the result of chemically processing corn in order to extract the natural sugars.)

[sufferme]

Repost from @dichotomie - THE OTHERWORLD PENDANT // This is a statement piece, bold in both size and weight. The bronze skull clutches a glass vial in its teeth which is filled with raw honey. The skull hangs on a 36” oxidized sterling silver chain and is debossed with the Dichotomie monogram for authenticity.

During the 16th and 17th centuries, Memento Mori jewelry was worn as daily adornment by the more learned and affluent of the day. This jewelry was not a symbol of mourning but instead showed the wearer to be a deep thinker, openly acknowledging the fact that death comes to all. It’s presence encouraged one to live life to the fullest as it reminded the wearer that they too, must eventually die.

Ancient Egyptian and Middle Eastern cultures used honey to embalm the dead. Its was also packed for the journey of the deceased into the afterlife.

#dichotomie #dichotomieshop #wearablestodiefor #jewelry #skulls

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! 

[sparkysprakspurk]

FIRST GRAVITY FALLS ART. …of course i was gonna abuse the glow tool. GLOW LYFE. i really like drawing bill but i dont so much trees.

[dogtier]

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

[dogtier]

The battery light is on in my car again and I feel like crying and screaming because we just replaced both the battery and the alternator less than 6 months ago and there is absolutely no way I can afford to fix this again

ahahahahhahahaha fuck poverty and fuck everything in general

[iguanamouth]

catch, and release

[dogtier]

somehow drank two bottles of wine tonight amd asked Sunny for advice on hiw/when to apply the bleach, toner, etc. I bought today and now I guess she's going to be helping me dye my hair mint green????? cool.

[dogtier]

*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I've ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!

[lelaid]

Michelle Alves & Omahyra Mota at Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture F/W 2002

[kant-deactivated20190908]

i will admit college offers many great academic experiences but when i hear someone go “yeah? well i went to college” i just wanna go up to them n be like hey shut the fuck up college boy… you got a bachelors? a masters? fuck you college boy you dont know shit 

[kruczynskijoy-deactivated201801]

Remember this: To win the Republican nomination, it will be necessary to pledge to repeal Obamacare, along with ALL of President Obama’s executive orders. If the Republican nominee wins the election, almost all of the important progress that has been made on trans rights at the federal level over the last 6 years will be swept away, along with the health insurance of millions of people. Whomever this Republican President nominates to the Federal judiciary will continue the efforts of the far right to curtail the rights of vulnerable populations and enrich the top 1% at the expense of everyone else. 

This election will literally be life and death for a lot of people… For a lot of trans folks, too. You might not like the Democratic Party. You might not like Hillary Clinton… But you still have a moral obligation to vote democratic if you care about what happens to women, racial minorities, the LGBT population, and the middle class/working class/poor folks of this country. 

We can’t afford anyone sitting this one out because they smugly assume there is no difference between the two major American parties. Register, and vote. 

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[crimesagainsthughsmanatees]