living young and wild and free

[odinsblog]

[mielparaoshun]

I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[kissmeok]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[babyanimalgifs]

high five gone wrong

[ottermatopoeia]

HE DID A GOOD JOB

[topaf97]

I’m dead omg this is so funny and cute

[perrfectly]

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via perrfectly)

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

[ghostgif-deactivated20140418]

lookin 4 tha party

[sooxem]

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[til-i-change-my-luck]

One Down

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[kushandwisdom]

The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.

https://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via thelovenotebook)

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[leafinsects]

just doin some errands

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[classic-migrane-blog]

[sandandglass]

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤