Amber Rose

19 | Bi | She/They | art blog

[octoberloved]

[towerofglass]

[evilscientist3]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1986 Ford F-150

[thesorcererandhisking]

The thing they don’t tell you about yarn art is that you will learn that you don’t know how to count.

[killmurderfuck]

my dads response could not have been better

[killmurderfuck]

important addition

[flankout]

tee hee

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

tee hee

[ered]

let's draw a horse

vote for length

leg

leg

leg

leg

neck

tail

snout

back

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

[ered]

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

[ered]

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

[ered]

Good job, everyone!

[sylferino]

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

[devilishdescent]

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

[t4timekeeper]

fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:

- “why would you need to care what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)

- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)

- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)

fahrenheit defenders i respect:

- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[assassinregrets]

[lakevida]

interesting post but it fails to mention any of my favorite colors, biomes, or chemicals so i will not be liking or reblogging it at this time. looking forward to the revised edition

[pointnclick]

always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here

[edpanart]

[kosmogrl]

I'm like if a girl scared to make decisions had random episodes of impulsivity

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[greelin]

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal

[lakevida]

i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio

you're never gonna believe what happened to me

[marxicyclist-deactivated2024021]

they went to the beach

[lakevida]

the beach that makes you old yeah

[toesuckler]

the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage