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i'm very cool and fun and love to talk about roman concrete

[doidaredisturbspacetime]

not to be vague or whatever, but things sure are a lot huh

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[may-or-may-not-be-me]

[GD: someone slam dunk-ing a basketball.]

[tiktaalic]

jordan . It’s Michael jordan

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[enba-and-luka]

[sealssometimes]

This must feel so good to do as a seal

[pocket-deer-belly]

sometimes it's less like there's masculine and feminine things and gender neutral things, it's more like. there's gendered things and there's ungendered things. masculine things are ungendered feminine things are gendered. masculinity is the default and femininity is the abberation, the Gendered Experience. pants are for everyone skirts are for girls. suits are for everyone dresses are for women. you know

[nelsonakis]

This is an incredibly powerful statement, we don't see these often

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[theblob1958]

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

[notahorseindisguise]

actually this bangs im taking this out of the tags

[le-velo-pour-dru]

[ID 1: A tweet by brent (@/murrman5) that reads, "'no rapping tonight'. why? 'you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing'. ok. [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy".

ID 2: Tags that read, "#uh oh yall its getting kinda hazy #rappin up here like my main man swayze #spat fire twice now im going for a hat trick #i dedicate this one to swayze comma patrick". /end ID]

[thewatersofmarch]

she is so unbelievably real

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[homunculus-argument]

Still trying to get the hang of this light-texture-thingy I've been trying to learn to do.

[homunculus-argument]

Another one: Secret horse.