Artist, Voice Actor, and Puns Incarnate

I see you have discovered my Tumblr. Indeed, I am the fastest punslinger in the west, the man who streams on Twitch sometimes. An artist of impeccable taste.

[dojaymi]

**New** Commission Sheet

Well it only took me a century to complete but I finally have a commission sheet of my very own! In the future, when making inquiries for my prices, I will direct everyone back here.  You want a commission? Send me a private message either here, or on my Discord Server! I look forward to your business! DoJayMi's Culture Hall: https://discord.gg/ZSQgXtAVtq Slots are limited. I'll let you know if I have too much on my plate. Thanks for your consideration! 

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[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

guys reblog this

[therealmjumper]

Please reblog this to spread awareness as it can seriously injure and hurt someone

[dojaymi]

Adopt: Desert Drow

https://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/5GNOD/adopt-desert-drow/ This adoptable is now on sale for the upcoming week! This dark elf from the land of sands is looking for a new home! Perhaps you can bring the moonlight dunes of his sandy home with you!

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*BEEP!!!*

[sailermoon]

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

[sailermoon]

[denmark-street]

[irishironclad]

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

[ach-sss-no]

I want to trap the can't-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we'd see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that

[misplacedlizard]

The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.

[estel-and-agape]

You think that’s a wonderful idea.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[mortimermcmirestinks]

you mean yeah okay you'll reblog that

[doweesig]

So you know that yellow Yoshi that fought off the fortress bosses in the Yoshi’s Island games? Yeah, I like think that was Yoshi’s mom back in her younger days :)

Happy Mother's Day! 💛

[crestamorph]

[saviorified]

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Things Accountability IS:

Apologising for the harm that you've caused.

Trying to change your behaviour.

Accepting that not everyone will forgive you and they don't have to.

Things Accountability ISN'T:

Wallowing in your guilt until you think of yourself as nothing but bad.

Accepting an overly distressing punishment for your actions.

Twisting yourself into knots to make sure everyone knows how disgusted you are by yourself.

Other people can't move on if you never do.

[the-haiku-bot]

Accepting that not

everyone will forgive you

and they don’t have to.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pixelrushiguess]

Tight Squeeze.

[pixelrushiguess]

New QnA video is out, go check it out!

[thatmaggiewhodraws]

Just another pretty Rosalina

[dojaymi]

Tumblr... I've made a discovery.

I can mix hot chocolate into my herbal tea to make it easier to drink. I have the power as an adult to.

And it actually tastes good!

Now I gotta try this with other blends I have to see what I can make!

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[dojaymi]

Tumblr... I've made a discovery.

I can mix hot chocolate into my herbal tea to make it easier to drink. I have the power as an adult to.

And it actually tastes good!

Now I gotta try this with other blends I have to see what I can make!

[dojaymi]

Comm: Guido Anchovy

Commission for Nintendrawer! She wanted me to draw Guido from Samurai Pizza Cats, and dare I say, I did a fantastico job! 

[dojaymi]

Delicious Duo

Commission for Maxwell Flinch. He wanted his sona with a vampirized version of Princess Daisy.  This is arguably one of the more salacious drawings I've done, but I think it's still decently tasteful in a "Gomez and Morticia" sort of way?