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Hola amikps *vomitan en su cara* any pronouns idk-no DNI

[casketvisitor]

When the shota is super perverted but in a childish and curious way>>>>>

[lovedoctorz]

Anytime I feel icky or gross about being a darkshipper I remember there might be a person stalking my page without interacting thats openly an anti and is secretly a darkshipper, and then I feel better somehow.

[caligulace]

[oh-brotherr]

My brat angel son who has never done anything wrong ever

[kemonomimichiru]

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

[liluot]

Friendly reminder that Reese:

-Had a butch bestie, thought she was in love in him (because of Malcolm) and decided to confess to her even though he didn't liked her and wanted to be buddies (thanks Malcolm). Then she came out to him as a lesbian and his reaction was "FUCK YEAH SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS :D"

-Married a girl just so she could be happy (even though she cheated on him :( ) and never pressured her to have sex, respecting the fact she wanted to wait.

-Understood that women are living up unrealistic expectations from men in less that two days.

-Never once bullied Stevie, who was awfully mean to him, and when he meant to fight him he froze his legs so they'd be in equal conditions.

-Was not afraid of cook even though it was a girly hobby.

-Helped to elderly ppl to have a romantic day without judging them for falling in love at such a late age (it turned out to be an affair... but the intention was good).

-Learned how to take care of a baby to make a mistake up to his mom.

If Reese, a jerk, bully and idiot, is a better person than you... you should start worrying.

[transgwender616]

How many Homelanders would it take to beat Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle?

[undead-barbie]

more random-ass Reese headcanons cuz fuck it we ball

Watches Darby Valentine videos

Has a small herb garden. Claims it's because they're too expensive at the store, but also just likes taking care of plants.

Speaks a second language, but never told anyone cuz he doesn't think they'd believe him (he's correct, they wouldn't).

Knows how to sew (not very well, tho)

Has had several different pet bugs/arthropods, big fan of spiders and centipedes in particular (it was mentioned that he had a pet tarantula before, and he took care of those butterflies, so this is lowkey canon)

Fully believes in ghosts and many other supernatural things

Lowkey scared of the dark and paranoid, but is too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it so he just sleeps at really weird times to "fix it"

[andyeasp]

daily quotes

[holyfreaks]

it's funny to me when someone says solely "it's a fetish" as a response to something being bad cuz like. okay ? so it's a fetish. is it actually hurting anyone orrrrr are you just uncomfortable by it. bcuz it's almost always the latter and that doesn't automatically mean something is bad. the world does not revolve around what you personally like and don't like

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

with every reblog this post gets, a scam bot on tumblr dies

[sosashawtyy]

If I comment “I’m gonna hurt myself” under her pic do u think she’ll know it’s a compliment

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[m-artsoul]

21/06/26

don't be a tease 💞

NOTE: finally decided to finish this one. i love you college roommates malcnarban ❤️ Stevie's footrest was taken off for the gay activities.

from life updates: i put up my master's thesis to the school's system! it went through, so now i'm waiting for the reviews :]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[dokid0ki777]

They might be ugly bugs, but they are my ugly bugs