⚠︎☣︎Charlotte☣︎⚠︎

🦋 she/her 🦋 gyaru 4 life 🦋 bilingual-ish (English/Française) 🦋 I love bugs, fashion, and fanfic 🦋 CST time zone 🦋

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[frankencain]

plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

[elodieunderglass]

Basil and I understand each other

[pigsducksflowers]

i hate it so much when i see drowned bugs in water. like. they just wanted to get a little drink and couldn’t get out! 😭😭😭

so whenever i see little bugs that are still alive in water i do my best to get them out

[dogpuppy]

[at-the-end-of-all]

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

[at-the-end-of-all]

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Hey, bud, that girl you're talking to?

She's puppy.

Yeah.

Like with the pawbs 🐾

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[coquetteoscarwilde]

reese is gay as fuck, no further explanation needed. I'm only halfway through s3, but I can sniff these kinds of things out trust

[sairramahi]

Malcolm in the middle • redraaaaaaaws!! ✨

I don't see the show in english BUUUUUT I know in Latin America spanish we call "Paquita cabeza" to the doll head n I think it's so funny bc the name in english it's "Poquito cabeza" like a "little head" but in the dubbing it was translated as Paquita... It's the diminutive of the name Francisca n idk but I love it HAJSJAJSJ

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun