Doktor's Garten

They/Them 🍄🌼🌿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 18+

[doktorpilze]

Freedom is driving your ex-girlfriend to go buy weed for the both of you with money you barely earned. Happy dispensary day!

[incisedwound]

so honestly there is a better term

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[behold-a-knave]

Banned from the royal hunt for life

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to run with the hounds while joining them in baying for blood, and tear the throat from a white hart with my teeth

What do you mean I was expected to laze around on horseback while the servants did all the work

[dovesndecay]

we don't actually need gender markers on our licenses and whatnot. we could just. do away with those entirely. i do not believe this would lead disaster.

[brain-d0g]

Triple barrel shotgun

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[heedra]

i was going to make a post about how its funny how you can tell what animals people find the most conventionally cute by looking at how frequently the ai chaff in the image search results is of horrible homunculi with beanie baby eyes and dog smiles but i got caught off guard when i found the one good ai animal.

this is my pet thing named Misinformation

[mudss]

girl.......friends...............

[doktorpilze]

She's beautiful.

[doktorpilze]

i think sometimes after a long day... The Weed smokes you...

[tamamita]

Once US civil war 2 happens, Cuba should take Florida while they're not looking

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

i am poor transgender girl living in illegitimate desantis regime and am so hungry for estrogen . please president diaz-canel liberate us with your jupiter 5 artillery missles

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

holy hell actually

[alicat54c]

How about you look up the stats for food availability and poverty with starvation in Cuba before deciding you want to be conquered by them.

[tamamita]

i

wonder

how

that

HAPPENED