Carnival of Souls

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window, and go, back to sleep. Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils. See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.

[drowsyfantasy-deactivated201812]

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. 

You raped someone. 

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law. 

[davidesky2]

from Skullis.

[xan-dur-deactivated20140824]

These are amazing. I want them.

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

robowitchery

I may have tagged you in this exact post before but idc

[sixpenceee]

This is clever manipulation over real footage. These rides do not exist in real life, but oh man, could you imagine if they did? Just seeing it makes me queasy. Thank you angrynerdyblogger for posting it on the sixpenceee tag and bringing it to my attention. (Video)

[angeliquemaretti]

dear every cat ever

I love you

[katswenski]

Drone Alone

[outofcontextdnd]

"Anybody can speak troll, all you have to do is point and grunt."

[queerbirdboy]

what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper 

[corruptbucky]

[fourdrink-amy-blog]

I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE

[thefaultin--alaska-blog]

[markrosewater]

Why don't you just play Commander 1 on 1 and avoid the politics? That's how I usually do it.

I have a lot less spare time than I believe many of you think I have.

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

I’m still gunna check

shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?

[sublimesublemon]

twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board

[adrenalain]

This is amazing

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical

[katieffitchhasmoved-blog]

[tonks-has-pink-hair]

still the greatest moment in all of animated television

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[feltgasm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is real. [via]

[averycooldog]

Discussing medicine with verycooltrash MD

[whichsoever]

college should be 3 payments of $19.95