Andie

Hiii!!! [They/Them

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Im making the jester of love curse my oc.

No, not the god/goddess of love, the JESTER of love who makes people fall in love with the wrong person (either as a joke or as a teaching moment, idk, haven’t decided)

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…I should give my OC a Chelsea cut, or like, some variation of it

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Trying to get back into writing so... here's a work in progress (With big letters because I can)

“I heard blind people can see someone’s face with their fingers”

“Really?”

“Yeah! Do you uhm… wanna try it?”

“I’m not sure it’ll work but okay”

I carefully pick up his hands from where they were on the table and pressed my face into his warm palms, reluctantly letting his wrists go so he could move his fingers.

As his fingers gently traced over my forehead now, I realize I had never felt this calm before, especially while being touched… it’s a nice feeling.

When he was done, his hands didn’t leave my face they settled back to where I had put them before.

“…Hm”

“What?” I perked up, the comforting feeling lifting slightly as he had sounded almost disappointed.

“I still don’t know what you look like, maybe I should try again somewhere else?”

I felt my face grow warmer at the the thought of him touching me more before his words clicked into place in my thoughts

“How are you supposed to know what my face looks like if you’re touching other places?”

He shrugged

“I’m not gonna know what you look like either way, I just like how you feel”

“Ah” Was all I managed to get out before his hands moved down carefully to reach my shoulders and haphazardly pulled me closer

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My eyes do the thing where you see things like flying around (Best way I can describe it is tiny iridescent flies bumping into each other repeatedly), it’s not annoying most of the time, the main issue is that I can’t tell if it’s actually flies or just my eyes playing tricks some of the time.

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[cilantrhoes]

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My teeth feel like they’re moving, I hate this.

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Now that I gave my main oc a town, I need NPCs to fill it.

[aka, I get to make new ocs have a purpose 👁️👁️][I can’t download blender/steam on my moms computer so im using tinkercad instead][No this isn’t my oc, just a reference for their outfit]

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If you leave your cat outside and unsupervised, I hate you and automatically think you’re okay with animals getting mistreated.

Because why are you so comfortable neglecting an animal that’s supposed to be under YOUR care?? An animal that can get killed [or worse] if one thing goes wrong…

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“It’s all in gods plan”

Okay and what part of his plan gives me the ability to beat your ass?

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Humans need to self-domesticate again

[get-more-bald]

enough about the horrors. let's hear it for the wonders outside of human comprehension

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Pomegranate metaphor but in Persephone and Hades’ terms.

Like giving your parter/someone you want to be with some of your food and it meaning you’ll be together forever in some way and whether or not they want to [for example, ‘Marry Me chicken’ or maybe it’s specifically a pomegranate but I don’t think it has to be][Genuinely could be done with leftovers if we think about it 🧍]

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To add on, it could be done with cannibalism technically, I’m thinking a polyamorous relationship where two characters eat the third one to prevent them from leaving [Whether or not they were actually leaving is up to debate] and now said partners ghost is stuck with their two (ex??) lovers forever.

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My oc is vulture-themed on their mother’s side.

No, not her she’s dead, I mean the other one

That’s their mother FIGURE, I said their mother.

Yes, yes the one who has cults dedicated to her, that one.

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Y’know… I can make all my oc’s have unnatural hair. I can do that. I am not bound by the laws of nature in MY fantasy world. 👁️👁️

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Chatgpt stopped being a “Regular search engine” when people started using it in place of actual therapy and treating it like a friend/lover, as well as using it to commit crimes 😶

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]