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[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[hotgirlcastiel]

[handsmotif]

guys i don’t think every piece of media needs to have toxic yaoi in it. or yaoi at all for that matter. i think we need to put toxic yaoi up on the shelf for right now actually

[handsmotif]

i really love people tagging this with mouthwashing and i completely agree that this applies to that too but i need to be honest. this was originally about the truman show

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[hasbrotoys]

i’m not sorry

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Stop procrastinating! Go and make stuff!🎵

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 17046 days 3 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[purezjirai]

How the hell did they do this

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dejavudeath]

[lazeylily]

you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.

[lazeylily]

if you respond to sincerity with "ironic" deflection, people will learn that they can't be sincere with you. do you want people to be sincere with you? you have to be sincere with people.

if you want to be loved, don't play hard to get, make the act of loving you feel good. if you liked it, just say thank you. being embarrassed is cute.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ta gg t "t actatg" #T c c actat actat. a A

Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix

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[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[pangur-and-grim]

Hey wait where'd Belphie's bald spot go

it's still there, but his skin changed colour! Belphie has a pointed colouration, and pointing is form of temperature dependant albinism, so it basically means that his entire body is a heat map.

in the winter, he camps out by the heating vent and stays warm, so his bald spot turns bright pink (no melanin)

and in the summer, he goes out on the catio where it's chillier, and his bald spot turns dark

[pangur-and-grim]