i'm a cake person

name's zoe. i love awesome shit like drag queens and cake and photography. currently not in a boy phase unless you love oreos more than cake, but thanks for asking. indie rp for Zoe from Magic Mike XXL. Mun/muse are of age. side off xkingken

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                             we’re all a little                                                                    B R O K E N 

[southernbelleatheartx-blog]

                                          I wish we had known you guys back in our day.

Nancy Davidson.

Started on July 12th, 2015.

Her heart was won over by Big Dick Richie and made her realize things she had been truly missing out on.

Divorced from Roger Davidson.

Mother of two beautiful daughters  - Raleigh and Megan .

Loves fine wine and red velvet cake.

Considers Zoe to be like her adoptive daughter.

[Looking for an a Big Dick Richie for future sls with Nancy. :) )

Promo Credit: xkingken

[dollytitz-blog]

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.

What if they’re saying like, Sophie I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you? Is that caring?

[rpstarterandaskmemes]

‘Parks and Recreation’ Starter Sentence Meme

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. 

You’re very lonely and you need a pet.

I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!

That woman really knows her way around a penis.

Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay.

I’m going to outlive you and then I’m going to nail your wife.

You’re right, it’s your life, get as many eagles as you want.

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances.

I know _____ seems scary, but really she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedalling, sex crazed she-demon.

Last night I faked four out of the seven.

There are two things I know about white people. They love Rachael Ray. And they are terrified of curses.

S/he’s mad at you because you said ‘awesomesauce’ instead of ‘I love you too.’

I do love you, you know.

Now you have deprived everyone of cake!

I guess I kinda see why s/he would marry her/him.

I’m not interested in caring about people.

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

I love games that turn people against each other.

Treat yo self.

My instinct is to be mean to you.

This seems like a hug moment!

You had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing! 

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.

[dollytitz-blog]

          basically i’m just trying to avoid ending up on the pole…

[blackandwhite-cf]

black and white

[tattoosga]

tattoos -

[olympiagaye]

Photographed by Olympia-Gaye Theme:Open Road Miami 🌞🌴

[nyonair]

We Own The City x nyonair

www.flynyon.com 

[totallystokedonyou]

brickell 2015

[laztpictureshow]

Mondrian

Miami, FL

[thedaughtersoflilith]

[griffin-sterling]

Rainy Daze

photographer - Griffin Sterling follow me on insta @griffsterling griffin-sterling

[seantracyyyyyy]

South Beach, Miami

[pillapuffgirl]

Self, Miami.

[esam335]

New place

[leighlemon]

I think I like this. Photo from Miami. Top from Aeropostale.