this fish likes plamts

19 || any pronouns || pretty new enjoyer of hdg || big fan of the J-cafe

[domesticatedmaw]

hi hi hello my name is Maw [from hit mobile game msm] this is a blog for me to reblog n occasionally post n be very gay about hdg/human domestication guide stuff dunno what else to put here intro posts are hard fish are cool big fan of fish too

if i had to be a fish or have fish parts like a tail n frills/fins/stuff like that #1 choice is Goliath Grouper i love those guys

anyways ya gay fish dont mind me /silly

[orangaria]

Affini doing 'catch and release' but it's 'fuck and release' and it's with terrans instead of fish x3

[domesticatedmaw]

The urge to send anon asks to florets/affini to further spread funny fish propaganda grows stronger every day but unfortunately social anxiety is a strong opponent /silly

[luminousenigma]

What’s funny fish propoganda?

[domesticatedmaw]

There's a lot of cute stuff about terrans that are animal like (cat dog mouse the usual) but I've noticed a lack of aquatic animals so it's my job to spread the word of cute fish / aquatic animals :3

Sorry if this doesn't make sense I am not the best at wording things awawa

[domesticatedmaw]

The urge to send anon asks to florets/affini to further spread funny fish propaganda grows stronger every day but unfortunately social anxiety is a strong opponent /silly

[domesticatedmaw]

Every day I think of how to see myself for this blog n go hmm would I wanna be a Terran with fish body mods or one of the aquatic xenos with modified fins so I can move on land easier

And then I start thinking about the Xa'a-ackétøth cause those guys are cute I'd love to be one of em

But then I start thinking of the added fins n other stuff and then HE APPEARS /silly

[domesticatedmaw]

I die for a few days n come back to my most popular post being about oomfs what the scallop /silly

[domesticatedmaw]

Seahorse Floret 😈

SEAHORSE FLORET

oug just imagine a pigmy seahorse floret clinging onto their affini wherever they goooo awawa

[domesticatedmaw]

What is a siphonophore?

to put it short siphonophores are weird lookin things in the ocean that are a bunch of little organisms connected to eachother

most popular siphonophore being the man o war which isnt actually a jellyfish like most people call it

tho my favorite siphonophore is the giant siphonophore because theyre they somehow managed to claim the title of longest organism in the ocean also just look at em theyre so sillyy

[domesticatedmaw]

Siphonophore colonial plural florets all wiggling and walking along like a massive chain with their Affini. They've got florets essentially dangling from them as they all try to cuddle their plant at once.

IVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF ONE FOR SIPHONOPHORES BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS THANK YOU BRAVE SOLDIER

[domesticatedmaw]

i should start getting really specific about my fish posts cause there's SO MANY sea stuff terrans could choose from/silly

affini coming home to their stargazer fish floret staring lovingly at em from under the sand in the sand pit they installed affini spending hours going through clothing n accessories with their decorator crab floret mimic octopus floret copying their affini for the most insane tentacle/vine twister "game" in history /silly also please ask me about sea animals please please please ple i dont know too much but i know a good amount to talk about /silly

[alurkerlieshere]

great white shark floret exploding out of a pile of plushies to hug their affini affini that begins producing flowers that give nutrients for its remora floret pistol shrimp floret that aggressively smacks at her affini, only to be caught and played with it could go on

[domesticatedmaw]

Might I suggest an affini flipping their shark floret upside-down for one reason or another, perhaps..?

Maybe another playing hide and seek with an eel-adjacent one, or doting on a betta fish floret’s fins with compliments and accessories that make it pop? Maybe said floret’s gills even fan when they’re flustered like real bettas do when being territorial…?

-🪻🦈

YES YES YES THESE ARE SO GOOOD

Oouuuh big fan of the betta fish one it's so cute awawawaaa

And the shark floret starts getting bitey so they just flip em over and poof cute little sleepy trance

And just imagine an affini who has multiple eel florets who hide in the same spot and it looks like those pics of groups of eels in tubes

I'm gonna be thinking about these so so much thank you /vpos

[domesticatedmaw]

i should start getting really specific about my fish posts cause there's SO MANY sea stuff terrans could choose from/silly

affini coming home to their stargazer fish floret staring lovingly at em from under the sand in the sand pit they installed affini spending hours going through clothing n accessories with their decorator crab floret mimic octopus floret copying their affini for the most insane tentacle/vine twister "game" in history /silly also please ask me about sea animals please please please ple i dont know too much but i know a good amount to talk about /silly

[domesticatedmaw]

not to be big and greedy BUT i feel like the second you mention having a favorite food around your affini its so joever /pos/silly

[domesticatedmaw]

affini calling you oomf [one of my florets]

[domesticatedmaw]

dont know why im awake at this ungodly hour but before i go backto sleep i must post more fish propaganda my affini showing me off to their friends /silly

[domesticatedmaw]

ooouhg

jusg finished reading Flotsam Heart and i come out with 2 conclusions 1. how come you get 2 affini ? /ref/silly

2. getting a surprising amount of envy from Mielyus so now im conflicted of thinking of myself as part goliath grouper or part catfish

[gardenia-nettle-first-floret-de]

Today’s emotion is: Good floret affirmations~!

You are a good floret~

Yes you, you are the good floret~

Pretty floret~

Such a good floret you are petal~

Ohhh~ Biiiig stretch~!

Such a pretty floret~

Just so cute~

Awww~ so eepy~ I see your eyelids dipping~

Good floret~

What a big yawn you made~ poor eepy petal~ you deserve a nap~

-Elmara Nettle, Ninth Bloom