Dominating Chaos

Fair warning viewers; this is a personal blog, so there is no rhyme or reason behind what I post. My Second Blog

[disregardwomen-deactivated20130]

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

[trustliterallynoone]

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

[awkwardteenagenerves]

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

[lexaskiss]

i love all of your moms

[kadenonio]

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

[simplypurkey]

That last story is worth reblogging

[surprisebitch]

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

[best-of-memes]

[not-compatible-deactivated20221]

you forgot this guy

[une-chouette]

Is this even real

[dabsofpolarity]

the mom and the newborn kill me

[alabgurl]

[ignorent-blog]

how can you scroll pass this

[randomshitilikeiguess]

Hurts my soul

[loveforeverblvck]

You know I’ve seen soooo many post about this being a young man at his fathers grave but I never noticed the dates …. That was his friend 😪😪

[dnptheinfinity]

Or maybe brother

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

[liljacob]

[suspend]

Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

Stephan Labossiere (via suspend)

[kittendrool]

i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”

[flirtytwink]

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

[popjuh]

to the american girl that called out ‘wow that girl is fucking ugly look at her’ when i got on the bus, who then proceeded to say ‘don’t worry, they don’t speak english in the uk’ when her friend told her to shush cause i might hear.

we do in fact speak english in the uk.

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[lavidapoliglota]

“don’t you get your languages mixed up?”

yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly frustrated because I keep talking to them in German rather than British Sign Language

[megamilotic]

my friend is fluent in english, french, italian, portugese, german, dutch, russian and is learning spanish and latvian, and the other day he went into starbucks in england, ordered a latte in german, corrected himself in dutch and the poor barista looked at him in terror

[theblackheiress]

I wrote the entire WRITTEN EXPRESSION part of my Spanish test in French, read over the whole exam like 3 times and didn’t notice

[whenightbecomesday-deactivated2]

my friend has like 7 or 8 siblings and they’re all fluent in about 6 or 7 languages, and they’ll all be spitting out sentences and remarks and requests in different languages and their parents get so confused. One of them handed in an AP test that started in german and ended in italian

[thegildedbutterflyy]

And then there’s Americans who are barely fluent in English

[aeonsshadow]

And not one american will disagree

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[socialnetworkhell]

“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say “breathing swimming” and “non breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning.

[dimxdada-deactivated20210403]

Reblogging this a second time

[setzer]

[better-than-a-kiss-deactivated2]

What's the top ten SS moments in the whole series ? My top will proably be the forest of death second to chapter 685 I can't get over it. What's yours?

Ooh top 10? hmm in no order

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Ah damn, i thought it would be easier but nope, I still left out a lot of moments I love.

[thepeoplesrecord]

[dominatingchaos]

I’m sorry I’ve been so inactive