*catchy title*

Carson/17/M/Bi I’m like Peter Parker before he got bitten by the spider. I have a marvel sideblog @The-Marvelous-Spidey

[blacktwitterfunny]

[pepsi-mann-deactivated20181205]

[archivedbarfblog]

Don’t forget all the Spy achievements that are literally just rewarding you for being a fucking asshole, such as

[livs-cooke]

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[birthdaylobotomy]

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

[hungwy]

Stop demonizing goats. They’re fine not cursed not evil just big horned. They dont do much and they certainly are NOT summonable.

[fluffysheeple]

summonable by opening your arms and heart to them

[meltingregular]

Someone shared this on fb

[disqusting]

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

[thegreenpea]

Sometimes I sit and wonder if tumblr is really worth it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Be careful who you’re mean to in the 17th century”

[blue-wisteria-and-freckled-skin]

Throwback Thursday!

[liliemm]

This is how Star wars ended I dunno what version did you see

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[ohlexa]

Cara Dune | Chapter 4: Sanctuary

[getinvolvedyoulivehere]

[academiemelusine]

can’t believe he said this

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[hirudo-verbana]

splatoonification

[brunhiddensmusings]

i know this is an evolution as companies judge when guns become inapropriate to be thrown around as an emoji but it pops up two things to me 1- microsoft started with a buck rogers zap gun before decidng NOW to turn to regular guns before going back to nope totally not a real gun 2- google started with a fucking blunderbuss

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[mysharona1987]

[socialistexan]