dongs arts 4 u

please to look i have this arts i found and fixed 4 u i fix them || she/they. || kiss me im dumb

[lunchableenthusiast]

transgender for everyone

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[seattlewalls]

[alivehouse]

[dongsarts4u]

fuck my wife... PLEASE!

[soulguibo]

This is genuinely so beautiful

[seobot]

[conniekimmick]

tie

[guerrillatech]

[esthetic-nord]

BART WORLD

[pythor]

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hii please consider commissioning me i need a bit of help paying for transit while im looking for another job!!

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[catorikishin]

Has this been done before?

[sunsorbit]

Visit Original Link

[description: the original post is a meme of Kim Kitsuragi's game portrait overlaid with the text "submissive and breedable? / why don't you make sure your paperwork is submitted on time and readable, officer?" the reblog is an audio clip of the Kim Kitsuragi voice AI saying those words. /end description]

[keithstack]

[captmuldoon]

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

[punkrorschach]

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Yes

[memewhore]

[afuasthoughts]

I can't stop laughing omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

[justchelseaaaa-deactivated20221]

😂😂

[quadradaz]

Sound on

[bunabi]

They're brainstorming anti-spice legislation in the notes 💀

[themadprideprofessor]

They really are brainstorming away down there. However, I like this note, so I’ll share it. 

“lightcycler:

Anyone even mentioning why you shouldn't do this, has likely stolen food before. There is not a single person alive in their right mind that would risk a food allergy was someone else's meal. Y'all are just trying to justify what you did in the past.”

[ankaa-avarshina]

Wait, hold up. There are actually people out there saying you shouldn't put allergens in YOUR food (even if YOU are not allergic to them) because SOMEONE ELSE may have a reaction and DIE from eating YOUR food??? Without YOUR PERMISSION?!?! Am I getting this right!?!?

[cdelphiki]

as someone with food allergies, can confirm I have never and would never steal someone else's food and risk an allergic reaction. Half the time I won't even eat food made specifically for me if I can't confirm it doesn't contain said allergens. Spice away, friends. Defend your food.

As someone who puts notes upon notes on MY tub of butter or mayo or whatever I keep in the fridge at work and STILL gets BREADCRUMBS in MY tubs from assholes putting a glutened up knife in MY CLEARLY MARKED 'GLUTEN FREE DONT USE ON REGULAR BREAD' jars, I support the ghost pepper lunches. Maybe I should spice up my mayo.

[colt-kun]

Every person I have ever known with food allergies knows this stupid debate and has agreed on this front: we don't take other people's food. Ever. Even if it's a dish that doesn't normally have X, we can't be sure the prep area wasn't contaminated. Stop using us as the crutch of your argument to justify your theft.

Enjoy your ghost peppered justice.

[defilerwyrm]

What you need to understand about people who steal their coworkers' lunches is that they do it for a power trip, and that is why they deserve to get ghost peppered or worse.

I always think back to a coworker from a previous job who had a similar experience at a prior job of his own.

He had dietary restrictions that meant he had to make his own food. Someone kept stealing his lunch. He made his name label bigger. They kept doing it. Sometimes they'd just eat half of his lunch and put the other half back. Sometimes his name label was removed. It was 100% on purpose. He complained to HR/management. Memos went out. It kept happening. He changed where in the fridge he stored his lunch. It kept happening. This fuckface was determined.

So he took matters indy his own hands. One day he made chili, portioned out some for lunch, and added most of a bottle of laxative.

Sure enough, his lunch was stolen again that day. He just waited.

About half an hour after he found his Tupperware bowl empty, the lady in the desk across from his, facing him, suddenly looked up with a D8> expression, leapt to her feet, threw her headset down, and sprinted for the ladies' room.

Only she didn't make it there in time.

She did not come back to work the next day. Or at all, in fact.

Don't whine at me that what he did was in any conceivable way wrong. Office food pirates deserve to get got.

[dongsarts4u]

this is the same thing with people who steal your teeth while you sleep

[ayviedoesthings]

Poghaj

Poghaj

[dongsarts4u]

:3

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