[luisonte]

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[prole-log]

[poopfarm]

me in line to meet pluto

[aperture-science-official]

Happy New Year’s [Eve] 2020! We’re entering the decade where Half-Life 2 canonically occurs.

[aperture-science-official]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Genuinely insane that George W Bush can go to like, starbucks or whalgreens or whatever without the constant fear that anyone he meets might start ripping at him with their hands and teeth like a baboon as soon as they lock eyes on him

[male2faggot]

i forgot how hellish pre employment screenings are

[male2faggot]

they say shit like “I would rat out a poor starving Victorian orphan boy for stealing a slice of bread” and you have to click “strongly agree” or they won’t look at u twice

[male2faggot]

we live in hell

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[badkidsjokes]

​if spayders cant wak thay wood be rasins

[durbikins]

Love wins.

[julieterbang]

[achromaticbibliophile]

We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.

[everythingfox]

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

(via)

[upclassydndname]

M I N D L E S S   L U S T

[catcrumb]

[riverwindphotography]

Subtle Hues of Fall: © riverwindphotography

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[deadeyesopened]

[nerdlingwrites]

I love both of them.

[midiport]

[what-username-where]

When he starts SCREAMING the gummy bear song in German I dIED

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!