"dont try"

hi i’m neil, aspiring chef and many other things but mostly that

[neotrances-deactivated]

me walking to the white house to kill everyone inside

[princessbento]

i’m so surprised theyre letting u keep this one

[lucasregazzi]

[bisexualwario]

[kimpossibooty]

[lesvegas]

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

[lesvegas]

one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

[asbestosgirlfriend]

[catchymemes]

[weirdness-is-good]

WHAT?

[tmbg13]

me, landing in korea: 

[spinachoutimfreebitches-deactiv]

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bunniope]

no i dont

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m………

[donnyaldente]

my shoulder tat is finally finished!

[cocvino]

[snowflakeeel]

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

[lumsel]

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

[babyanimalgifs]

“it’s that time of the year for butterflies in Mexico” 

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[riverwindphotography]

A Dissipation of Clouds, Shoshone National Forest, Wyoming: © riverwindphotography

[neilheauxran-blog]

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

[babyanimalgifs]

He likes the kittens 

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