[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[occidentalavian]

#can you tweak the antenna #the post is coming in fuzzy

[donprisciotte]

Briefly breaking my no-tumblr rule to point out that as Price I accidentally stopped posting at the perfect time

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[donprisciotte]

Don't really care abt making fandom stuff but I can still share my hyperspecific headcanons ig so basically

Price would be the type to be so into gossip and full of bloodlust that he would spend way too much time watching reality shows. Director would rightfully be pissed off and make fun of him, going "why are you even watching this crap?" but he would argue that it is a social experiment and a perfect occasion to study the development of mental illness in a controlled environment and also "look, Brenda is displaying symptoms."

Bonus points if the Director goes "Then why not just watch a documentary?" "Yes, they're airing mating season on discovery channel 😏 " "😏" And they watch it together without addressing it and poor Carolina who walked into them bc she just wanted a glass of water or something goes "ALRIGHT I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE"

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[transmission24110]

Carolina and Tex are like Sonic and Shadow to me I've been saying this since I first saw her use the speed boost in her armor. And then Tex rolls up on a motorcycle. The AI fragments are the chaos emeralds or whatever. Ok

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[silversoulstardust]

let's put this one here as well

[somecunttookmyurl]

[aetherograph]

[saszor]

"Tutorial" on how to "draw" a blind OC.

My kofi

Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general. Links below so that you can research and do a nuance. Ones that were directly mentioned are bolded.

Writing a blind character 101 What to avoid etc Video on types of white canes Video on types of cane tips Some more explanation on white canes + tips + other stuff Guide animals Video on working with a guide dog But why are Magical White Eyes a problem Same as above Going blind from an accident Video on conformers World's most basic "what do you call someone with albinism" The blindfold thing. No people don't wear these. This mostly stupid trope of covering a blind character's eyes because lord forbid someone sees a disabled body part This just stupid trope of giving a blind character some bs superpower to "see" The echolocation thing that every other blind oc does for some reason Just give them a cane good lord if you want a character that can see perfectly then maybe don't make them blind Bonus: if your character has a bunch of scars or whatever else then congrats! You made a character with a facial difference. Which is also something you should research.

[egberts]

[verybasementluminary-deactivate]

Glad we made that clear

[synthfagz]

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

[blueskipper-photography]

PJAZZA SAN GORG (Fucked Up Filters) ©2025 blueskipper

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

[crazyassmurdererwall]

#what if you only got what THEY thought their best trait was 

[cinematicnomad]

#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park 

[keeleyhawe-s]

it would be even worse if they thought their best trait was something they were awful at… like maths, then you wouldn’t be able to return it. you’d be stuck being shitty at maths cause some moron thought they were great.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your fighting your insurance company because they say what happened wasn’t an act of god, and is therefore not their problem. All of a sudden a booming voice says “Sorry, that was totally me. My bad.”

[genderfloop-blog]

[rockboci]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]