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ask to translate or repost my work! do not steal or use my work without my permission in any way. 20-no longer writing x reader fics. all fics were written before i was 18.

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Fic requesting guidelines and my master lists-

Requests are currently closed.

You can send in through my asks or you can message me. Let me know if you want to be anonymous or tagged.

Fandoms I will write for via request (for now):

-Stranger Things (master list)

-Descendants (master list)

-Harry Potter (master list)

-Voltron (master list)

-CW DC Universe (master list)

-The Umbrella Academy (master list)

-Wednesday (master list)

-Marvel (master list)

-Random posts 

•Miraculous: Some Issues

•Kellic Killjoy Headcanons

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AUGUHHHJHH in every lawlight fic. any mention of L giving light his name as a sign of trust fucking wrecks me. in some it's a show of his lack of self preservation. in others its whispered while cuddling in bed years into their relationship. i read one where he gives it to Light in a code and it freaks light out so bad he tries straight up strangling L before he learns L doesnt just want to die, he *only* wants to die by lights hand. im going to kill somebody.

[galgali]

it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.

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this. this is a good take

[cz3chova]

@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this

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fun fact: one of my first fanfics ever was a voltron fanfic. it was on paper and my dad walked in while i was writing it and took it from me (im maybe 13 at this point). he laughed and said “aw, you’re writing fanfic” or something and left. that was when i knew i would be evil and fucked up forever

[dreamyswordpath]

Allura: Tonight, the Blade of Marmora will be assisting us in tracking Lotor's activities. Lance: Great to finally meet Keith's weird uncles! Has he ever said anything about me? Keith: Just mandatory reports. Kolivan: Was that 10 page report you wrote about how much you like the blue paladin's hair a mandatory report because I skipped reading it. Trace: No, but that report is the reason Krolia hasn't stopped glaring at the blue paladin. Keith: STOP!!

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Me, like three days ago: I've moved on from Fanfic!

Me, now: I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

I need y'all to understand that I have not been in the fucking building for over a year now. This is Klance's fault.

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reading fanfic is so special because you’re just watching the same two people fall in love over and over again. you’re also watching someone’s passion and storytelling abilities unfold to tell those stories.

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klance au where lance is jack frost (thinking specifically rotg jack frost)

klance where they are both lawyers at the same firm who usually fight over cases but now are given the same case (this is my career path) also i may have a fic in the works👀

klance brainrot wtf. i literally just announced im done with fanfic and now im back in the fucking building again

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fandom spaces are weird bc what do you mean gasolina makes me slightly emo

side note im really emo over klance rn

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cw rant and job loss. also just talking about my books.

Hey, all. I think I have forever moved away from fanfic, which is sad, but I feel like it's time for me to move on. That does not mean I am done writing, though. I'm not sure why I am posting here, but I guess I just want to talk about my work.

I have a book in the works. Two, actually. I'm hoping to eventually bring back and re-write some of my old ones. I had thirty pages of one written before my ex-boyfriend told me I wasn't allowed to have secrets from him and that I had to show him my writing. I deleted all my projects in a panic (side note, I had a self-insert of one of my favorite characters I ever created. She was a Winchester AND dating Jason Todd. Holy crossover, Batman), and I am hoping to get back into writing.

The first of the two that I am working on was supposed to be a My Chemical Romance fanfic, but it has evolved into so much more. There's demons, witch craft, reincarnation, and of course vampires.

The second is about a woman who must choose herself or fall into the destiny that is being forced on her.

I do not know what I'm more excited for, but I'm having a hard time bringing myself to write. I lost my job a few days ago. All I have done is lay in bed, attend interviews, and apply for jobs. I am suffering, but I want to use writing as my release. I think I just needed to put this on the internet where no one knew me or could see my face.

I am angry at the owner of my organization. She closed our office and laid us all off with no warning. Now I've filed for unemployment while I hurriedly search for another job. I guess I feel a bit like my characters do. Trapped in a never-ending cycle.

I am sad and I am stressed. I have applied for probably thirty jobs everyday for the last four days. I don't know what to do anymore.

Thanks for reading.

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

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crackfic that takes itself way too seriously: soldierboy is somehow related to john. sam and dean are essentially homelander’s cousins. they think homelander is at the center of some witchy shit and dress up as their the boys counterparts to break in and figure out what the fuck is going on

im on season 2 of the boys btw. i have no fucking clue why misha and jared are there

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need crack fic where the paladins want to get the matching voltron symbol tattooed, but no one can decide what color to get.

lance: wait a minute- why does keith get to be red?? i was the red paladin! i should be red!

pidge: well he can’t be black; shiro’s black!

hunk: *just thinking he’s happy to have never swapped lions*

keith: just be blue, lance

allura: well lance can’t be blue. i was the blue paladin.

shiro: why don’t we just do our armor colors?

hunk: *fuckin points them out one by one and says their colors*

lance: …that works

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reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

[kleyamarki]

you asked chatgpt? well asked master yoda and he said a fucking dumbass you are

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i refuse to use ai

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your honor, they would be in love if they existed in the same canon