Roy Mustang Is My Dad

eva. 25. nonbinary lesbian. they/them. welcome to the shitshow. i love naruto uzumaki.

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[awkwardlii]

the tags are KILLING me

[anxietyproblem]

[borealing]

kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

[bigpeepeehaver]

[laithraihan]

[daisanfar]

"i raised that kid!"

[everybody-loves-purdy]

Happy 19th Birthday Warrior Cats!

[pekingopera]

[theorangepdf]

hm sometimes i wish i was one of those people who moves thousands of miles away and never looks back and has a ton of adventures unmoored from their past and where they’re from but i can’t help looking back and i’m deeply, fervently defined by every person, thing, or place i’ve ever loved

[starbage]

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong

[zagreus]

that is also love

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[jollysunflora]

#she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[netteisms]

[bookstorebun]

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

[nitw]

MOB! MOB! MOB!

[dazaiapologism]

mob likes shonen and is a rock lee stan. mob likes sports anime. he wants to be a jock supported by the power of friendship like hell whats more shonen sports anime than that??? what doesnt make sense about this?????

[shittilydrawing]

this…inspires me…..

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

re-reading this to feel less insane