don't talk to me I'm shy

I'm here to lurk, like, and reblog. Das it fam. don't worry, I'm over 21 <3

[rexhya]

yandere prince! who you forgot could be as terrifying as he was right now.

"open the door [Name].." he whispered from the other side, and you nearly did.

god he was soo sweet right now, so ever lovingly gentle. and you knew. you knew that if you opened the door he would be nothing short of beautiful and sweet and everything you'd ever want him to be.

"i can hear you seeetheart, don't be scared, this isnt my blood anyway."

what a sickening thing to say. his blood or not you wouldn't be able to unsee the choked gurgling from the man your prince decided to partially decapitate.

"[Name], baby..don't fight with me please? I love you so fucking much, I would never hurt you and you know that.."

"I...you promise?"

Hook, line amd sinker.

"Just open the door i'll show you..."

You creaked the wooden board open by a sliver, Anoul immediately pulled you into his arms, uncaring that the blood from his clothes was melded into your chest now.

He didn't waste another second, pulling up your face into his lips and covering you in kisses. Rather bloody ones.

"My prince I–"

"My princess? Come." He cut you off by lifting you up and into the room you were just hiding in.

"[Name], you know you can never leave me, not even in death right?" His face was nose to nose with yours.

You didn't answer. Maybe because you didn't want to believe it, or maybe because you did.

[n0rmal-cat]

Yandere idol

Yandere idol who is obsessed over you to the point they're convinced they aren't as popular as people say- no, no, you were the celebrity, the star. You were their first fan after all.

hm? How would they know that? They know everything about you, silly, all your online names, even the ones your followers don't know about. Where you live, your real name. They should know these things. What kind of performer would they be if they didn't know their audience?

Yandere idol who poses as one of your followers on a burner email they want to know if you're coming to their next show? What row would you be in? Would they be able to see you in the crowd? What do you mean you couldn't get a ticket because of scalpers? No, no, they'll just give you one. You can't miss a concert.

Why would they even be performing if you weren't even going to be there? It was pointless if they couldn't see you no, they would refuse to perform without an audience. They didn't care if that meant pushing the show back. They didn't care.

Yandere idol that starts writing songs about you, the public thinks they have a secret lover, and they do! However, you just don't know it yet. sometimes they see theory on who they could be dating online, it pisses them off. Why would they want to date any of them? It didn't make sense. What, just because they were both singers?

Yandere idol who sends you a backstage pass for the guys that you ‘won’ in a prize raffle. They fantasize about finally meeting you in person there. They'd wear their best outfit only for you to rip it off of them in their dressing room, and they'd have to be quiet with their bodyguard just outside.

Would they lock the door or leave it unlocked and let fate decide whether or not they'd get caught? It made them smiling just thinking about it, their makeup artist didn't even need to put blush on them with how red their face already was.

[dogpuppy]

[tamsywindsup]

New (low-res) illustration of Narumin having a go at the claw machine, trying to catch a plushie of himself 😆

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[homunculus-argument]

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

[homunculus-argument]

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[teaboot]

Fuck my baka life

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[generaljenobi]

[i-am-a-fish]

I work at a pizza place canonically now. I makea the pizza 🤌

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[sidecast-text]

incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[the-haiku-bot]

i cant believe there

are people who still havent

seen this video

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.