women want me. fish fear me.

lately in my life i’ve been spending a lot of mental energy trying not develop more mental illnesses

[dontcryhazeleyes]

Ikaris: Oh no…..our table…..it’s broken

[jewfrogs]

morally speaking i think its okay to lie about religious commitments to get out of classes i really dont want to go to around the high holy days. no its not yom kippur yet but my professor doesnt have to know that. i deserve this as recompense

[utopians]

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

[adhd-vibes]

me, rattling a tin can at my college's dean like a victorian child: spare accommodations, sir? please, spare some accommodations?

the dean, beating me away from his office door with a cane: come back with a diagnosis or don't come back at all!!

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY ANON ASKJFDG (and also depressing)

[nepofledgling]

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

[eudaemxn]

{ID: an image of Bernie Sanders captioned with text saying "I am once again asking my mutuals to complete the Post+ survey to keep Tumblr free. Post+ is a terrible idea and WILL fuck over anyone who could possibly benefit from it"}

[neo-lightchild-decafineator-dea]

Wait there's a survey where is it?

[too-much-to-think-about]

https://tumblr.survey.fm/post-feedback-form

Post+ Feedback Form

Hi There :-) As you might have noticed, we’re beta-testing something new, Tumblr Post+. Post+ is our new subscription feature that allows y

[ohsweetvenom]

OH ME GOD TY

[travesty-majesty]

GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

[frankenmouse]

DON’T DO THAT. Look. I’m a researcher that uses online surveys A LOT. You know what happens to a flood of replies from the same IP? They get flagged as a bot/ballot box stuffing and deleted.

Answer once. Answer clearly. Don’t try to be clever or cute. I guarantee whoever came up with this BS will be just itching for any reason to toss stuff that doesn’t reflect well on their idea. “Cause corporate entities aren’t bound to data ethics the same way academic researchers are.

[dontcryhazeleyes]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeC8uXGo/

TikTok

figured y’all might as well see this here

[hadestowntm]

[dontcryhazeleyes]

Any other guesses for what the actual title is? Here are mine.

Spider-man: Stay-at-Home Order

Spider-man: Home Schooled

Spider-man: Home Alone

Spider-man: Home Field Advantage

Spider-man: Homeward Bound

[mesolithics]

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[elizabethharmons]

Beth really makes me laugh she’s absolutely allergic to emotional intimacy with men but when it comes jolene she’s so open like okay you funky little chess gay

[bad-romance-deactivated20201211]

Arizona and Nevada need this motherfucker

[newvision]

It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.

— Maggie Stiefvater, The Scorpio Races

[hubrisisterminal]

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker

[sharpthreads]

Halloween already! 🎃

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier singing Lovers in a Dangerous Time by Bruce Cockburn

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier singing Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine