i crack myself up

fwm on twitter! @mynamesaletter 😇

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[adamtouthardcore]

This is way too accurate

[pixelatedthinking]

Why is tumblr like this? lmao

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[onlyblackgirl]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

GOD

[theblacktravelinggypsy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grandpaq]

WHO IS THAT

[aphrodeetee]

She fucking bodied

[mce1201]

Sia did THAT

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

The fact that “Long Way 2 Go” by Cassie is playing in the background makes this a million times better tbh

[quickweaves]

“Oh my god y'all so different”

[evilrashida]

“Oh my god WHO IS THAT”

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

this probably my favorite video on the internet

[daddywhorebucks]

[nicnacks-art-shack-moved]

SO I JUST LEARNED ABOUT A NEW ANIMAL

IT’S CALLED AN AARDWOLF AND I LOVE IT

LOOK AT THE BABY

AND THE ADULTS ARE JUST AS CUTE

CUTE NOT YOUR THING AND YOU WANNA BE PUNK AF?

AARDWOLF STILL HAS YOU COVERED

YOU JUST KNOW THIS BAD BOI/GAL LISTENS TO BOWLING FOR SOUP WHEN THEY’RE DONE TEARING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TAKING ON THE MAN

I AM IN LOVE

[kaiketsutamagon-deactivated2018]

[nabico-blog]

she succ me

[kingjaffejoffer]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

a moodboard

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

Canada: Has had only 3 mass shootings in the last 10 years thanks to gun control.

The UK: Has had 1 mass shooting since gun control was introduced in 1997.

Japan: Has never had a mass shooting, thanks to gun control.

Australia: Zero mass shootings since the port arthur massacre in 1996. 

The US: Had 383 mass shootings in 2016 and 273 so far in 2017. 

So take your “gun control doesn’t work!” bullshit and stick it up your ass.

“Mass shooting” in this context is defined, using the FBI’s definition, as a shooting where 4 or more people are killed, not including the gunman. 

[brucebocchi]

you know he had to do it their way

[kamalahq]

[michigatita]

[thechronicleofshe]

this sentence has so many layers

[dontever-playyourself]

The signs as rappers

Aries: Method Man

Taurus: Rick Ross

Gemini: Rae Sremmurd

Cancer: Fetty Wap

Leo: Drake

Virgo: Rich Homie Quan

Libra: Migos

Scorpio: Future

Sagittarius: J Cole

Capricorn: Tyler, The Creator

Aquarius: Kendrick Lamar

Pisces: Young Thug

[homoelitism-archive-blog]

Me: wow what a nice day A top: im a top

[smellycheddarconfectionking]

Your clothes talk??

[dlubes]

[meanplastic]