Orin is a tmasc puppygirl demiboy who identifies as lesbian because who gives a FUCK this is tumblr dot com canon means nothing having fun is better
/hyperbole but if i saw that you couldn’t pay me to serisouly give a shit but i love everyone who gives every character queer microlables and everyone who is with what they think the author intended/canon. And fighting about it is so nothing burger i have car payments to make
Can we stop fucking around and start drawing tmasc puppygirl demiboy lesbian Orin
so i apparently didnt post the seymour tierlist...
here is the definitive tierlist of every (mainstream) seymour! i didnt include amtsj solely because i forgot :( i have the authority to rate seymours because lsoh is my special interest and seymour is my favorite character. donate your seymour funko pops please
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best seymours: jonathan haze, lee wilkof, jonathan rayson
great seymours: brad moranz, rick moranis, rob mcclure, ethan slater (controversial)
good seymours: stuart zagnit, barry james, hunter foster, jake gyllenhaal, jeremy jordan, matt doyle
meh/bad seymours: joey fatone, conrad ricamora, darren criss, nicholas christopher (though he sounds really good in chess), corbin bleu, jordan fisher
worst seymours: gideon glick, jonathan groff, thomas doherty, andrew barth feldman, thomas doherty (again), joshua bassett
extra stuff under the cut
things i noticed:
- a concerning amount of J names have played seymour. like 3 jonathans is too many jonathans
- all the worst seymours are basic attractive white men
- a lot of the lower half of the list is from the 2019 revival. just fire the casting director already 💔💔
- joey fatone was seymour?
- jake gyllenhaal is a good seymour all things considered
- the actors in the lower half, for the most part, perform better in bolder roles
