Hi There Claire

That's a reference to the song To Excess btw

[oldcoyote]

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

[modmad]

So this just happened.

My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

[modmad]

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

[trynsave]

[reallyscarygoblins]

actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[teatrical]

i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[bunlly]

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

[justzukothings]

tag urself

[dontforgettheawesomeness]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: moshes at 1/4 speed

[sherniesha-deactivated20160515]

[ifihadthewords]

[catsbeaversandducks]

This guy gives the coolest high-fives EVER.

Photos by ©Norbert The Dog

[oh-archivist]

my dream is to high five THAT DOG

[weloveshortvideos]

[hushhatake]

thi s

[dontforgettheawesomeness]

Let's see if I can get this right...

Heterosexual: Fuck that.

Homosexual: Fuck this.

Bisexual: Fuck you and also you.

Pansexual: Fuck everything.

Demisexual: Fuck you in particular.

Asexual: Fuck no.

[unexplained-events]

This photo was taken over 20 years ago by Todd Robertson during a KKK rally in northeast Georgia. One of the boys approached a black state trooper, who was holding his riot shield on the ground. Seeing his reflection, the boy reached for the shield, and Robertson snapped the photo.

I think the officer’s expression says it all. This child standing before him is being taught how to hate even though he doesn’t understand it. He probably doesn’t understand the difference between this and Halloween.

[unexplained-events]

If any post on my blog gets really big, I hope it’s this one.

[thesouthernthruway-deactivated2]

this is really fucking sad

i think of everything we learn without even noticing

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

I’ve been thinking about the expression on the officer’s face since I saw this photo yesterday.

[black-geek-supremacy]

“But racism’s only in old people tho” 😒😒😒😒

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[cheesymermaid]

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.