i'm funny, i swear

It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

[heroponchris]

This is where you'll end up if you Animal Cross me

[gunsandfireandshit]

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself

[powerfulwizard]

bethesda style “environmental storytelling” is just like, putting a corpse somewhere with a note saying “nooo ive been murdered”

[powerfulwizard]

[123iloveyoutoo]

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

[evelynhug0]

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

Boney M toured the USSR in 1978, his grandchildren could have heard about how severely their granddad fucks live

[britnxyspears]

Rasputin didnt fuck as much as those outfits

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[sovietnam]

[skrotchevo]

[beyonceisstraight]

[shawnpau]

God I hate the internet so much

[transgenderer]

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

[casualhottubharmony]

guess again

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[ecthecat]

good idea

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

[ursulaklegay]

such as?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

have gay sex

[emilhamil]

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

[princesstigerbelle]

She has the ballie