Hellsite Soldier

24 || Just here for a laugh

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[towacletruck]

caine's baby pictures got leaked who cheered

Ok guys the traction that this post gained has started to attract scam accounts so don't trust anyone in the replies telling you to send money to x patreon account please.

[legsweat]

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[kushblazer666]

[confettimuffinz]

[straybird25]

Uhhh…

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[bluechee3se]

Enjouying his frouit 🥹

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

normal people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is like renaissance oil paintings. tumblr people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is 3/4 bust drawings of what we do in the shadows characters

[animalcrossingpornenthusiast]

bust? i do that shit to Isabelle (from animal crossing) on the daily!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[lolmatdi1]

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

[ampersand-amplified]

ouch ouch ouch ouch guys stop hitting mee

[weltenwellen]

Adonis, tr. by Khaled Mattawa, Selected Poems

[iustuspeccator]

When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.

[theanishimori]

I Tumblr 3:16

[thetursithan]

The experience to solve the problem....

[injuries-in-dust]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me