Comrade I Miss You

Honey Get The Strap

[utopians]

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[kawfimachine]

MEET AND HUH???

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[zoesupreme]

[leafdlc]

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[allegedly-human]

Magic she gathering

[pjackk]

Message to all the bombs & nukes of the world: Blow Tf Up

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[b0nkcreat]

abysmal dogshit gotta be one of the top phrases maybe ever. it’s got some kick to it. it’s so hateful yet so succinct

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[airplaner]

[thurzdayrain]

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

[good-girl-gock]

GIRL LOVE AND DYKE OPERATING SYSYEM????

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[nonporous]

[rnismatch]

Fuck all information