don't goat chasing waterfalls

I can do the wave with my eyebrows.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*baby starts crying at 3am*

Wife [sleepily]: your turn

Me: ugh… fine

Me: *starts crying*

[dumbgay]

[dreamjerky]

[cute-overload]

[mulderscully]

…… I HAVE TO GO

[ekjohnston]

John Williams knows what he’s about.

[marksmaster]

OMG

[gattsu]

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

[gattsu]

lesbians who don’t acknowledge trans women as actual women

[gattsu]

transphobia in the queer community

[gattsu]

transphobia

[onceiwashere]

I Hate Writers

if you write shit fuck you

[thralleesi]

You just wrote that

[onceiwashere]

no i didnt i went into a coffee shop and threw a handful of change at the nearest bearded man i saw using a laptop while looking pensive and i hissed “write for me, writer, write” in the most contemptuous of tones

[dontgoatchasingwaterfalls]

Dear Food Network, please consider re-naming your shows to the following:

Chopped: Creative New Ways To Use Stress Sweat As Seasoning

Chopped Canada: Creative New Ways To Use Maple Flavoured Stress Sweat As Seasoning

Chopped Junior: Charmingly Pretentious Infants Who Know How To Make Paella

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: Guy Fieri's Goatee ft. Food

Guy's Grocery Games: Guy Fieri's Goatee ft. Groceries

Cutthroat Kitchen: Dystopian Chopped

Holiday Baking Championship: I'm Already Making Shortbread Janet Get Your Own Idea You Crusty Elf

[stunningpicture]

This math teacher solves for ‘X’-mas

[mutecrows]

that teacher looks so fuckin smug

[bekstek]

he should be, that’s a clever math problem

[goodtypography]

[woodwoolpaperink]

wow

[squirrel4lyfe]

this makes me moist

[stimulation-education]

April ‘15 vs September ‘15

In April this year I had recently split with an abusive ex boyfriend, was working for a company that didn’t treat staff very well and had absolutely no self esteem. No clothes fit me anymore and doctors assumed I had anorexia.

I have since quit that job, am in a happy and healthy relationship and have put on about 15kgs! I am now bursting out of my old clothes and having to buy new clothes in standard Australian sizing for the first time in my life. I’m finally looking healthy.. And only up from here!

It is kind of embarrassing/difficult to post these but I’m hoping it might help someone else who’s a bit stuck or feeling unhappy with themselves. It really is incredible how amazing and resilient the human body can be and what can happen when you take care of yourself x

[littletoker-new]

So brave and beautiful

[discardingimages]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

um… yeah… hi. uhm… you… you should prob not be doing that.

[pochowek]

someones gotta

[buzzfeed]

[irontemple-deactivated20150928]

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

[humoristics]

Test flight

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pizzacatsandboobs]

my heart

[erubescence-deactivated20190421]

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE FIRST PANEL BUT FUCK IT GETS BETTER.

[beefandcorn]

Sister is asking people in family who has used her mouthwash and i dont use mouthwash but i did pour some in a ring of flour bevause i thought it would look cool. It looked ok i made a dough ball that was green and smelled like mint So yes i did use her mouthwash

[dontgoatchasingwaterfalls]

never get comfortable.

INFJ: If you just saw my Facebook page, do you think you would like me?

INTP: Hmmm, I don't know.

INFJ: Okay...what about if we met in person? Would you like my public persona?

INTP: When are we meeting?

INFJ: Now, today.

INTP: Hmmm, I don't know.

INFJ: So, what you're saying is you only like me because you have to?!

INTP: What makes you think I like you?