583 screaming emoes

MMMOOOOHHHH BOYYYYY

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[lifebeingpolywannabe]

this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet

[woman-respecter]

🇷🇸?

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[pukicho]

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

[feism]

have the tamale

[pukicho]

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

[pukicho]

[capnsoapy]

One time I spent money registering a domain like "dotat.horse" because I wanted an email address which was as difficult as possible to give out

[capnsoapy]

I think it was something like [email protected]. I never used it for anything for obvious reasons

[victusinveritas]

[jackscarab]

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."

[apas-95]

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

[lizbethborden]

[hardwrench]

between m*lfurion, my ex-warden, the sin’dorei prince from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a millennium. illy needy well of eternity.

[swordsman-jing-ke]

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[cav-core]

[luxwing]

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick