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joshpeck

obsessed

captoring

evilwizard

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

shock-micro

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

strange-aeons

footlongdingledong

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

woolandflax

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

woolandflax

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

woolandflax

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

inthefallofasparrow

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

finneroo

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

nyaa

I am unemployed

strange-aeons

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

strange-aeons

Come on guys u wanna watch Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (2006) so bad

strange-aeons

Steal her look 🔥

strange-aeons

i mean seriously these are free ideas

zip-bomb-dog

The beast will run rampant tomorrow... For now, Tired Beast Thursday

fishyfishyfishtimes

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

moonlightredfern

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

toothybj

Wizard council

Bonus panel:

https://www.patreon.com/toothybj

wizard-of-interesting-failure

As though we needed more evidence that the wizard council is full of shit...

suigintou

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

czw

headspace-hotel

It slaps though

wizard-council-bureaucrat

By the gods! They’ve videoed us! Everyone scatter!!

pukicho

Welcome... To Locust Academy

tignarita

can't wait for my first day i hope I can fit in :(

pukicho

BZB BZZZNZZZZZZZZZZ

eddies-ashtray

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

eddies-ashtray

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

caustic-light

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."