Chaotic confusion @poshestpigeon - Tumblr Blog

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat

oh yes it's that time of year again

swarnpert

*right clicks on you*

swarnpert

*views your properties*

gummiehell

omtai

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

dogsuffrage

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

divorce-enjoyer

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

divorce-enjoyer

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

decompositie

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

interactions on tumblr dot com

funkeepeach

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

visenyaism

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

greelin

“staffing issues” damn that’s crazy. How did you say you treat your staff again btw

rosedavid

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??