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[rylandgraces]

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

[dontwanthoney]

watch me not write again for another 7 months lmao

[dontwanthoney]

im back from the dead to offer you this :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60388873/chapters/228151596

[chameleonsd1sh]

alex rider being gifted a lock pick from his girl bestie while his boy bestie ties his bow-tie for him ohhh you lucky greedy bisexual you make me SICK (he deserves it all <3)

[freesirius4life]

[taintedwithriderblood]

Alex’s brain rewiring itself as soon as an older rich person underestimates him

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[dontwanthoney]

sunset at 9.38pm today could cry tears of joy

[afterthisgettingpopcorn]

this is my boyfriend, ravi. and this is ravi’s boyfriend, connor!

also look at ravi & pip matching lol

[karazorsel]

A GOOD GIRL’S GUIDE TO MURDER — 2.05

[dontwanthoney]

dramatic rain scene ✅

[kingbuffy]

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.

[evanelleonyx]

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

[annabellioncourt]

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[joepickett]

Slow Horses 1.01

[dontwanthoney]

can’t even cook 😔

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[dontwanthoney]

being a linguistics student and ppl trying to convince me that no they definitely do not have an accent thank you very much