The Origami Penguin Guys

YAK / Skull - we/he/it - PHM, Moon Knight, OCs - artists, writers, editor - pfp is @imciac's Coyotl - [BACK ON OUR SPACE BULLSHIT]

[mcskullmun]

MASTERPOST :)

[But first: this blog will accept art requests via ask box in any fandoms you catch us in / for OCs, just for the practice. OCs in particular, just send 'em in.]

[Artfight]

On this blog you will find:

CORMACK AND PADDY (spaceshit)

(Paddy ^)

An OC pairing that's a thinly veiled excuse to draw porn that's an even more thinly veiled excuse to speculate on the politics of militarising space.

Paddy Crapper is a temp lieutenant of a fifteen man platoon in the astroforce, charismatic and levelheaded. Cormack Donoghue is one of his medical officers, fun but determined to get his head blown off. Whatever they are transcends language, but could most closely be likened to 'A Bad Idea'.

The tag is "spaceshit"

EM:

*pins this to my fridge like a proud parent*

I have a meme!!

[and also a playlist]

[and also also a colour]

[here's the fic]

the tag is "alex rider - everything machine"

A John/Yassen canon divergent (very) slow burn where they don't so much fall in love as grow to sexually hate each other.

RED YELLOW BLUE:

An original story about the antarctic, computer intelligences and post-traumatic stress,

the tag is just "red yellow blue"

AND A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT:

Blog tags are "Skull's art" "Skull's edits" etc, they should all be in the blog search function.

Heads up:

Few art posts will be described as energy levels allow so the majority of art will be tagged "undescribed". Most recent descriptions are often in alt. Also a heavy use of the chat font, which may not be screenreader friendly. I don't tag common triggers very thoroughly either.

This blog is currently in use by "Skull"/"McSkullmun" and "YAK"/"TheBellend" but we rarely make the distinction on posts.

[mcskullmun]

[Oh, I'm your burden.]

[maybeimafriad]

[guardianspirits13]

@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

original post here

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #schodby trash.

[eameschairs]

i think if stratt packed grace his silly t-shirts, she probably packed his favorite book, too.

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[edgycarr0t]

Thinking abt a Wolf 359 x Project Hail Mary au..

[coloredlion]

Day ONE of filling this with aro and/or ace characters

Starting off strong with Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary!! While he is not canonically aroace, I felt as though he’s really spearheaded the aroace community these past few months and helped many people feel seen and accepted :)

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[vetchtibbles]

I’ve got a tiny doug eiffel hanging on my wall now

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[nightmargin]

rocky new to ball

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[hyper-lynx]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[rexlottie]

I didnt get to see project hail mary because of period cramps so i projected it onto ryland grace. Then i watched the movie and felt bad so i gave him a heating pad