heyo, i'm Ro

I'm Ronia and I'm ready to spread the chill around. My fandoms include but are not limited to Undertale, HM/RF, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, and various anime. Hope you have a cool time yo~ icon by elentori-art

[tastefullyoffensive]

[odin-n-out]

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[dontworry-imdemonic-blog]

me: *summons a demon god*

demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE

me: yes good, get on it

demon god: WAIT, WHAT

me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

[bobross]

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

[dunkonmekawhi-deactivated201804]

[armcontrolnerve]

i keep trying to think of how you could make the phenomenon of cicadas Weird And Surreal but like

you cant. cicadas have already reached that point all by themselves

[armcontrolnerve]

“every 17 years hordes of insects emerge from the ground. all of them are screaming”

this is Real and it Happens

[chikuto]

There he go

[jaipaul]

when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing

[eye-of-orion]

When cats get confused and pause grooming with one leg stuck in the air reblog if you agree

[leaf-submas]

in the corner of small house

[slyfox101honk]

James got so good at disguises that he infiltrated a whole new anime

[lookerdewitt]

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

[thegirlyoudontwanttomeet-deacti]

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

[vampirescholar]

PSA for everyone seeing civil war early: PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL CIVIL WAR FOR ANYONE!!!!! If not for their sake, for your own, because if you start spreading civil war spoilers on this website you will most likely not survive the experience.

[sunfortune]

THE UNION DEFEATED THE CONFEDERACY

[scopesandskulllties-deactivated]

LINCOLN DIES

[beggars-opera]

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[dontworry-imdemonic-blog]

I JUST FIGURED OUT WANDER OVER YONDER WAS CANCELLED ALMOST A MONTH AGO I’M D E A D

[wormwares]

a smol hal for my side image!