M.I.A

this blog has no coordination.

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[smallwheezesinglecackle]

Shane: *makes hilarious and dry joke*

Ryan: (wheeze) *repeats a single word from above joke*

[caden]

valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in

[caden]

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

[mielparaoshun]

Lmaoooo

[sushinfood]

[theasatrucommunity]

You people are enablers.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Priorities. (via hamishsteele)

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[slightmood]

me in 2025 about to go for a nice waddle through the debris of my neighborhood as i sport the latest government issued depression outfit

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

She saw a man…

[luncheon-aspic]

Relatable

[gentlekirk]

i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

[collinslily]

my pretty friends: ugh i look so ugly

me, a goblin from the depths of my city’s sewage system: then what the hell am i, susan

[instarbuckswithdan]

ajsjjdndnf is a valid emotion

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[pupiscle]

*house phone rings*

Me: no

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

friendly reminder that i have a big heart and i am trying my best