so im unwell about broppy

like physically unwell

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

My main is actually @purpledisastertwin900 this is but my trolls sideblog because I’ve been consumed by Broppy

she/her :)

tags are reblog and realizations. I go by Radio and/or Stereo!

[lvsknj]

“I love Brozone!”

Brozone:

[tisthes3ason]

They look more judgmental than they really are. Truly.

Trying to get back into drawing trolls with mine and @dontworryihaveyourblorbos updated Trollsonas.

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

Maybe she does, but Lark really is judgmental 💀

You drew them so well dude I absolutely love it

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

I had a dream last night that Branch was named Pants and it was so fucking funny

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

I don’t really know how to say this in a better way so imma just say it

If you think John Dory is a bad character then respectfully, you have no idea what being an oldest sibling is like.

He didn’t abandon his brothers. He was pushed to a point of having to be responsible for four younger brothers, ranging from baby to teenager, trying to coordinate and pull off good if not perfect shows, trying to help Rosiepuff raise both them and himself while also dealing with trollstice and the troll tree while also struggling with an ever growing *need* to be perfect. It doesn’t matter how much you love your siblings- if you’re stressed enough, you’re going to snap and you’re going to snap at them. And you know what? He probably hated himself for that too. And for the fact that he couldn’t be perfect. Any oldest sibling knows the guilt of not being good enough and presumably tearing down their younger siblings in the process…it’s awful. No fuckin wonder he walked away, bro was what, 17?? 18??? He shouldn’t have had to do that. And he didn’t just abandon his brothers knowing what was gonna happen to Branch. From his perspective, he walked away knowing full well Spruce and Clay could step up, and that Rosiepuff would still be there. He had no way of knowing Branch would end up alone and gray, because if he did, he never would have left.

John Dory is not a bad character. He loves his brothers.

Edit: some people are saying he didn’t come back until he needed something. He came back to an empty troll tree- he thought his brothers were dead. He probably only left for a few months or so! He didn’t abandon them. He had every intention to come back and did. His family was just gone.

[yesornopolls]

[the-messhall]

Smash Potato Quiche —

[mikodrawnnarratives]

I actually went and found the video and this guy listed the full recipe

Recipe:

Ingredients:

2 lbs boiled yellow potatoes

1 cup local milk

1/2 cup local 35% Cream

6 whole eggs

1 cup diced ham

1 cup sliced cherry tomatoes

2 cups cleaned spinach

1 scotch bonnet pepper or jalapeno sliced thinly (optional)

1 cup grated local mozzarella

3 tablespoons salt - 2 for the water to cook the potatoes and 1 for the egg and milk mixture

1 tablespoon black pepper

2 tablespoons chopped chives

2 tablespoons local salted butter

Method

Add your potatoes to a large stock pot and fill with cold water. Add salt and allow to boil until fork tender. Once ready strain water and allow to cool for a few minutes

Preheat oven to 350°F

Grease a large cake tin thoroughly with butter and add your now cooled boiled potatoes.

Using the back of a cup gently press down on the potatoes to form your crust.

Add spinach, diced ham, and tomatoes

In a large bowl whisk together milk, cream and eggs. Then carefully pour this into your shell.

Top this with a sprinkle of salt and pepper, hot pepper slices, and mozzarella.

Place this on top of a baking sheet and bake on the middle rack for 45-50 minutes.

Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes before slicing.

Finish with chopped chives and enjoy.

[hypercentralsilly]

Random broppy pics bc im bored and i love them and think they’re silly :)

[brrypiiix]

Floyd practice sketches

[voxofthevoid]

Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.

Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.

Just. Why.

What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.

[xemylixa]

There's a theory already that this makes it easier for copyright infringers to steal fanfics because you can't prove the authorship of a deleted work.

This is pure evil

Spread the word

p.s. The comments look something like this:

p.p.s. There's no "new" policy that bans original works, either. Everything that was allowed, is still allowed. This is a "please read our TOS ffs" awareness campaign - not a surprise rugpull. Don't delete anything, please. It's an archive.

[thatbennybee]

Fanon vs canon rock zombie Branch (probably)

I feel like he wouldn't be any less autistic as a Rock zombie tbh LMFAO

[halcyonhue]

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

[tamagoneko]

💙💎

[nooodledude]

this is my one and only trolls dump art from last year when I was crazy abt it. don’t expect me to draw them again rip I moved on

[spooky-pop]

Broppy parent AU moment that is STUCK in my brain for months and I'm dying to draw it. But for now I'll write it out for my own sanity...

It's a moment where Branch has a one-on-one visit with Bruce right after Ivy hatches. Bruce is visiting Branch at his home while Poppy is out with Viva, mostly because she's letting them have their time to bond, especially since Bruce is the only one out of all the bros who is a father and has been around the block a couple times, this is the perfect moment for he and Branch to be emotionally raw with one another. Branch is quiet, and Bruce asks him what's on his mind. Both of them sitting together while Branch has his eyes fixated on his newborn child as she's bundled, asleep, on a small bed in their living room. Bruce can see a softness in Branch that he hadn't seen before, a feeling he knows too well as a father. Branch opens up to Bruce, telling him about how there was a time in his life where he was afraid of everything, prepared for anything, and confident in his ability to protect himself from the world. After meeting Poppy, he stopped shutting himself out and while still being cautious, he became less afraid of his surroundings and gained a whole new outlook on his life. But his voice shakes as he looks down at Ivy, and he confesses that now that she's here, suddenly the world feels bigger and scarier than it's ever been. Because he's now so focused on protecting her.

I'M JUST. BLOWING MYSELF UP WITH MY MIND. ANYWAY-

[spooky-pop]

Had to draw the Branch emotion that I've been imagining for this. Anyway I'm running away really fast now-

[spooky-pop]

I realized I never posted this here? This is one of the first things I made relating to my broppy parent AU. Just a goofy moment between Branch and Poppy as they talk about their parenting.

(also this feels so old to me already bc I've definitely gotten more comfy drawing Trolls since making this)

Audio is from Parks and Rec :)

[spooky-pop]

Happy Father's Day! I LOVE drawing Branch as a girl dad. In my head I can imagine him pretending to be annoyed about it sometimes (but his shining blue colors can't lie!) And Ivy sees right through it and thinks he's silly. I love them. Enjoy!