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Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

I love not knowing who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

heavenishell1

You were once my best friend,

Now you’re just my past friend.

danger

bellygangstaboo

whitepeopletwitter

catchymemes

ramblingpilgrim

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

hodlmyvodka

Knights of the Round Table

tastefullyoffensive

by Xergion

madlori

This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program.

Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible infant mortality rate and cubs are often rejected, so we get a lot of cubs to raise from all over the country (other zoos and sanctuaries, mostly).

The cubs are placed with a puppy friend when they are wee and small, so they grow up together like littermates. They play together, wrestle, and the dogs (yellow Labs) are so calm, friendly and well-socialized that the cheetahs take behavioral cues from them. When they meet new people, or go into new situations (which they often do, as ambassador animals for cheetah conservation), they check out if their dog friend is feeling chill - which he is - and then they know it’s okay for them to be chill, too.

Basically the dog is a service animal for them.

The cats need their dog friends less and less as they get older and more comfortable, but they still often hang out as grownups.

Our zoo does cheetah runs, where the cheetahs get to chase a lure and show off their speed. Often they’ll have one of the cheetahs run (we have like twelve cheetah), and then they’ll have one of the dogs do the run to show how much faster the cats are. People get a kick out of that. The dogs…let’s just say they try their best.

cezarywho

Omg I’m crying, this is so beautiful. 😭

hatefuhk

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

turtle0verl0rd

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

rip-paramour

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

justapeiceofshit

thoodleoo

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

thoodleoo

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence