depressed, but building character

he said “what’s your sign” I said, “dollar.” but actually I’m a leo sun / pisces moon

[strayastoner]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

[goobra]

[shuubass]

[daddy6x-deactivated20180305]

Reblog the money Rihanna to bring Benjamins your way 

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblog. Reblog!!!!

[chachingchocolateting]

Shit been going good lately let’s make it even better

[babykatd1]

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[valtsv]

[awwww-cute]

[andlifemovesonn]

[maybethistimemegz]

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[lightheartedsuggestion]

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

[thecommonchick]

LMAO this is so real!  😂

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[siquetumismo]

[zsnes]

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

[faeryeater]

Dumb hick shit like this is the only way to get into yallhalla

[theweirdwideweb]