Random pile of random

Hi, I'm Maria. Bisexual. She/they. More fandoms than it would be considered healthy. I have no idea what I'm doing 90% of the time and I forget stuff.

[thundergrace]

The World Cup is going as expected in the States.

What a mess

A completely predictable mess.

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[spinningthehamsterwheel]

Dear god, he's not kidding...

[greenares]

[catchymemes]

[segamascott]

[professorambrius]

Remembering David Ogden Stiers

Today marks 8 years since the passing of actor David Ogden Stiers.

Known for his role of Major Charles Emerson Winchester III on ''MASH'', David was a well-known voice actor.

He voiced Cogsworth in ''Beauty and the Beast'', Governor Ratcliffe and Wiggins in ''Pocahontas'', the Archdeacon in ''The Hunchback of Notre Dame'', Jumba Jookiba in throughout the ''films '' series and the Penguin in the DCAU ''Batman: The Mystery of the Batwoman''.

[funnelcloudd]

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

[byjove]

Cheating on your spouse gives you some sort of brain rot that totally disconnects you from reality and the future consequences of what you’re doing. That is really the only way I can describe it. Occasionally I peek into pro-adultery subs and forums to study these people like bugs because their beliefs are so incomprehensible it is almost entertaining to see what they are telling themselves and others.

[pynapplepyro]

The other day a guy came his wife a psycho becayse she knew about his affair and didn't tell him for like 7 months while she went about getting her stuff together to leave.

He couldn't believe she had been dishonest with him.

[byjove]

This is so true. An astounding amount of cheaters feel that their spouse betrayed them worse by leaving or not reacting to the news of their infidelity with the appropriate amount of heartbreak. It is so interesting how they’ll crawl back on the forums and be like “She moved on so quickly she must have been checked out of the relationship.” or “She started dating dating someone else so soon after the split she must have been cheating.” like….bitch, you cannot be certain what she was or was not doing but YOU can be certain YOU checked out and moved on WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

[cuunos]

[were--ralph]

finding out jk rowling invited epstein over more than once is really the least surprising thing out of them

[were--ralph]

at this point i expect hp fans to delude themselves more into thinking somehow its not what it looks like when theres literally no other way to look at it

[anti-terf-posts]

official anti terf post

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[merrikiwi]

Was reading up on disneys production of war propaganda and one source was like

They didnt do censorship!

They did however have every film pass through a board to make sure it was pro american enough

Like bby grl thats censorship

[merrikiwi]

Its funnier than i remembered

"Was to recieve no censorship"

"Two agencies were created...The bureau of censorship"

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[kittyhalk]

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

[kittyhalk]

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

[kittyhalk]

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

[fernytickle]

Hugh taking his moment to talk about the "indefensible" situation in Gaza. The impeccable timing of returning to talk about Downton as he's about to be cut off 👌

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[the-tenth-arcanum]

the thing that annoys me the most about it is that it's just some random metaphor, like, why should I even agree with the premise. "you are like a beautiful rose" based on what? oh we're just making up stuff, well then I say you're like a restaurant tip jar and every time you have sex someone adds a shiny coin to the pile. you're a beautiful photo album and every sexual partner is an interesting polaroid to add to your collection. since we're just saying whatever