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Mapicc: Help me with this crossword. I need an eight-letter word for "paranoid."

Spoke: "Reddoons."

Mapicc: ..It fits.

*in a haunted house*

Spoke: Planet I can't see anything!

Spoke: Planet?

Spoke: Are you there?

Ghost: *jumps to scare him*

Spoke: I was calling for Planet, ARE YOU PLANET? NO! So go back and WAIT FOR YOUR TURN

Zam: People are buried in nice formal clothes, so if the zombie apocalypse happened it would be very snazzy.

Mapicc: If I die I'm being buried in battle armor and a sword. Good luck.

Zam: If??

I'm not into lifesteal anymore it's been I think around 8-9 months at most since I've set foot in this fandom, I feel like a lot of the people I knew in the fandom before have left this fandom for different ones, I appreciate the hearts (I'm not sure how to use tumbler) and I wish the newcomers a good time in this fandom that once brought me joy.

I think one of the reasons I left was the uncomfortable fact that people would write smut shots about members of Lifesteal who weren’t comfortable or were minors, I'm pretty sure the fanfiction is still up to this day.

I've made friends in this fandom and I'm sad to leave but all doors come to a close eventually, this will be my last post on this ac

#lifesteal #lifesteal smp

poemale

　　　 ㅤ ୭ৎ ࣪ kaomoji emotions ִֶָ ࣪ ⊹

happy

　　໒꒰ྀི ´ ꒳ ` ྀི꒱১ 　૮꒰ྀི > . < ꒱ྀིა 　໒꒰ྀི ˃ ∩∩ ˂ ꒱ྀི১

　 ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ³ ᵔ ꒱ྀིა 　૮꒰ྀི ◡ ˶ ◡ ꒱ྀི১ 　૮꒰ྀི つ˘ `⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

　　໒꒰ྀི ´͈ ᵕ `͈ ꒱ྀི১ ໒꒰ྀི ≧ ᗜ ≦ ꒱ྀིა 　໒꒰ྀི ^ ⸝⸝ ^ ꒱ྀིა

angry

　　໒꒰ྀི `⁠ Д⁠ ´⁠ ꒱ྀི੭ 　໒꒰ྀི ٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠ ꒱ྀི১ 　໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝ -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ⸝⸝꒱ྀི১

　 ໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝•᷅ࡇ•᷄⸝⸝꒱ྀི১ 　໒꒰ྀི ಠ ᎔ ಠ ꒱ྀི১ 　໒꒰ྀི⇀ ㅁ ↼‶ ꒱ྀི১

　 ໒꒰ྀི ੭-ࡇ-꒱ྀི੭ 　໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝ •̀⁠ _ •́⁠⸝⸝꒱ྀི১ ໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝≖⃙⃚᷅ ⤙≖⃙⃚᷄⸝⸝꒱ྀི১

sad / crying

　໒꒰ྀི´ ᵔ ` ꒱ྀིა 　૮꒰ྀི ᴗ͈ ˕ ᴗ͈ ꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১

　૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა　 ໒꒰ ྀི ′̥̥̥ ᵔ ‵̥̥̥ ꒱ྀིა　 ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝◞ ˕ ◟⸝⸝꒱ྀིა

　໒꒰ྀི •̥ ̯ •̥ ゙ ꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀིっ˕‹̥̥̥ ꒱ྀི১　 ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝⸝ ◜. ก̀⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

nerves

　 ໒꒰ྀི ․ ․⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ა　 ໒꒰ྀི › ⸝⸝ ก꒱ྀི১　 ໒꒰ྀི ∩⸝⸝∩ ꒱ྀི১

　 ໒꒰ྀི ˵• ̫ก ꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི ˃̵͈᷄ . ∩ ꒱ྀི১　 ໒꒰ྀི ´๑ ̫๑` ꒱ྀིა

　 ໒꒰ྀི ˃̵ ࿁ ˂̵ ꒱ྀིა 　 ໒꒰ྀི ˵ˊᯅˋ˵ ꒱ა　 ૮꒰ྀི⊃ o̴̶̷᷄ ̫・⊂꒱ྀིა

astonishment

　 ૮꒰ ｡. ｡꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི ౦ ̫ o꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི ・｡⁠・ ꒱ྀིა

　 ૮꒰ ◎ ｡⁠◎⁠ ꒱ྀིა ૮꒰ ‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠ ꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི ´౦ ‸ ౦` ꒱ྀིა

　 ໒꒰ྀི ȏ⁠ . ȏ⁠ ꒱ྀིა　໒꒰ྀི o . o ; ꒱ྀིა　 ໒꒰ྀི • · • ꒱ྀིა

whoisgirlboss

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎୧ kaomoji ୨

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎૮꒰◌´ତ `◌ ꒱ྀིა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ૮꒰ྀི ◞ ๑ ◟ ꒱ა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ૮꒰ྀི ୨ ៸៸៸ ୧ ྀི꒱ა

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ໒ྀི꒰ ◞ ‌ ◟ ꒱ྀིა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ૮꒰◌ .๑. ꒱ა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ໒꒰ྀི >ヮ<꒱ྀི১

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ૮꒰˶˃ ^ ˂̵˵꒱ა ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎໒꒰ྀི -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ꒱ྀིა ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ໒꒰ྀི 𖦹 ˕ × ꒱ྀིა‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎໒꒰ྀི ੭-ࡇ-꒱ྀི੭

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ୧ simple symbols ୨

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ୨୧‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ೀ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✰‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ꒰ † ੭‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ໒꒱‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ♱ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ᡴꪫ‎ 𔘓

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ꪆ୧‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‹𝟹 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ✦‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎✿‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎๑ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ᨳິ‎ ‎ 𓄯ᩙ⠀⠀♡𝅼 ‎

‎ ‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᰍ︵ꪒꪒ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 𓋜‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ැ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ✮ ‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 𐂯‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ฅ ฅ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ꒰ঌ

vacillantvoid

branzy and clownzy webweaves as @mcyt-halloween gift for @zeteri-art! hope you like them :)

donut-cloud

This is mine now you can't stop me

truck-kun

Why do I feel like truck-Kim is out of a job these days it’s always INcUrEaBle DIeSE . At this point truck-kin is unemployed

#manga #truck kun #isekai

The Earth is flat

By Dr.Bobbyfart Ph.D. (Post hole Digger)

The Earth is flat, Earth is a circular disk with the north pole in the middle and a thick wall of ice around the disk to contain ocean water. The reason why global warming hasn’t melted the ice walls that prevent all ocean water from disappearing is that global warming is fake, global warming data has been faked so that the government can reap the benefits of the money put in to help stop global warming.

All this information comes from an incredibly trustworthy book written by William Carpenter, ’ One Hundred Proofs that the Earth is Not a Globe ’

Some might take offence to this and say that trees, mountains and hills aren’t flat, but that's not true for example everyone who “climbs” Mount Everest isn’t climbing Mount Everest they are climbing to the moon, everyone who climbs to the top takes oxygen. The only other place that doesn’t have oxygen is the moon. NASA had to fake the moon landing so it wouldn’t be exposed that they pocketed the 30 billion used. Some people question others why they think the moon landing is fake well firstly because of the astronaut's suspicious behaviour, when Bart Siberl approached the astronauts to ask them to swear on the bible that the moon landing was actual, he was met with hostility and was even punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin when Sibrel accused of him of being a coward for refusing to swear on the Bible, if the moon landing were real they would have no problem swearing on the bible that the moon landing was actual.

Others might say they are sitting in a tall building, but they just think they are. In truth, there are under hypnosis particles floating in the air, mass-produced by lizard people who secretly run the earth.

Foolish, uneducated people might proclaim that if the earth is flat, why can we fly around the world to different places, like South America? Well, firstly South America has been faked by the Illuminati which is run by cats, instead South America is a meeting place for cats and the lizard people to meet up and talk about who to sacrifice to the great god Aidan Chen. That’s right, this school has a GOD among us watching our every move. This is why people in South Africa like cats. Cats put microchips in people's heads to make them like cats. Secondly, the movies on airplanes hypnotize you to make you think that you went somewhere but you're just in the same place being hypnotized. Airplanes have metal-changing technology so it makes you think other companies produce airplanes. Eleanor Lin is managing this multi-billion company.

Peppa Pig is real, Peppa Pig is a 7-foot monster who loves bacon. Peppa Pig has eaten her family because Bacon is better than family.

I'm sorry, but I cannot generate any ideas to improve the effectiveness of the writing as it promotes false and misleading information. It is important to always fact-check and verify sources before believing and sharing information. As a helpful and fair AI-powered assistant, I encourage you to seek out credible sources and information to ensure accuracy and avoid spreading misinformation.

#earthisflat #fart #science #Proof #100%real #Earth

beaft

i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i'd been complicit in a crime

beaft

matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.

toadyboi

I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it

beaft

how was it?

toadyboi

I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was "horrendous", "so many layers of awful", and "the worst part is you can't get the flavor out of your mouth".

beaft

yeah that checks out

beaft

unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it "the concoction".

fallenangelvictorious

Whatever face you made the first time brought him back

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Potion of Extended Bad Taste created

dragonflea

Have you ever seen him drink The Concoction himself, op? I have a theory

beaft

the weirdest thing about all this is i don't even think he enjoys it??? the one time i actually saw him take a sip he 100% made an involuntary "yuck" face and then tried to cover it up by smiling at me and commenting on the weather. last time he came by i asked (out of morbid curiosity) "so what's it taste like?" and he visibly struggled for words before finally saying, "it's fine." and yet he keeps ordering it. every time. i do not understand this man

mirrorbird

another one for the starbucks cryptid dictionary

luckyladylily

tryan-a-bex

He uses it to kill ants.

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Mappic: I'm the most responsible in the group.

Ro: You've literally just set everything on fire.

Mappic: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.

Spoke, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Mappic: *sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Zam: *sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Parrot: *sends a picture of a person dunking a basketball into a hoop but replaces the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Ro: I hate all of you.

Branzy: Why is Zam crying?

Mappic: He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.

Branzy: ...and?

Mappic: I threw a watermelon at him.

Zam: We're trying to write a card for Branzy's birthday and it is not going well.

Clown: How about "Best of luck for the next 40 years"?

Mappic: He's 28, Clown

Clown: Yes, the average life expectancy is around 60-80

Ivory: No you can't write that

Mappic: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Zam: That still sounds oddly threatening

Ivory: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Zam : Stop making it sound like he's dying!

Cube: Has anyone seen Spep and Mid?

Parrot: I think they're taking a walk outside. Said something about "A very important conversation".

*Spep, and Mid outside*

Mid: At my funeral you have leave my casket closed and play Pop goes weasel-

Spep, writing it down: Ok, what else?

Mid: Take the bouquet off my casket, throw it into the crowd, and whoever catches it you have to say you're next.

Spep, still writing it down: Like the opposite of a wedding?

Mid: Yes!

Spep: *Pauses and looks at Mid*

Spep: I love it!

Mid, out of nowhere: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Cube, sleep-deprived and very shocked out of his brains: WhEreE dId YoU cOmE fRoM?!?!

Clown whipping his scythe out: Who dareth creepeth up on me?

Ash: I think we should get a divorce.

Red: What are you doing?

Ash: Just practicing.

Red: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Ash: I don't know.

Red: You don't even have a partner.

Ash: Hypothetically divorce me.

Red: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.

Red: you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.

Ash: you DID hypothetically sign one.

Red : Who the fuck is this guy?

Ash: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Red: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Red, to Mid: Right? We can get those, right?

Mid: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Hal: Who the fuck is this hypothetical werido? hypothetical idiot glasses-wearing nerd.

Mid: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on for continuity because I look like the other lawyer.

Ash: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically WE ARE TAKING ALL THE ASSETS

Red: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Ash: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

So I'm back I know that I posted that I was addicted to reading?. Nah I didn’t post that, that was my friend. The real reason is that the same friend deactivated my ac and I was just too lazy to un deactivate my ac.

#lifesteal #lifestealsmp #lifesteal smp #princezam #ashswag #Parrot

why did you deactivate your account on quotev

it has become an obsession for me to read books, manga, fanfiction and more to the point that I stopped eating and sleeping. I want to step back from reading and writing platforms. And find something else to do.

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Spoke: I took a calculated risk but boy I am I bad at math

Vitalasy: Wow, all of lifesteal lost power.

Subz: You know, I’ve always kinda liked blackouts. Listen to how quiet it is. It’s so peaceful.

[ Lifesteal being Lifesteal. ]

Subz: Nope, it immediately turned into a purge. Way to go, Lifesteal.

*Everyone blowing up and killing everything in sight*

Life-stealers : LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Clownpierce: If there is such a thing as true love, I’m sure I’ll never find it.

Branzy: Oh don’t worry! I’m sure that you’ll find it someday. Maybe you and I can find it together.

Clownpierce , under his breath: I think I just found it.

In circus...Branzy wanted to surprise Clown for his anniversary...

Clownpierce : What is one thing I told you not to do?

Branzy: Don't burn the circus down...

Clownpierce : And what did you do?

Branzy: Made you dinner~

Clownpierce*Raises an eyebrow at him*

Branzy:...

Branzy:... and burnt the house down

Poafa: Can I share a hotel room with someone else? Zam has a really weird alarm.

Vortex: What do you mean?

Poafa: It’s a recording of him going, “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” over and over, but he just gets more terrifying each time.

Zam: Tell me a single time you didn’t sing along.

Poafa: …

Vortex: He has a point.

Poafa: Goddamnit.

Subz: Do you think he's the one for me?

Woogie: Vitalasy? Oh, yeah. He's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. He completes you.

Ro: Mappic… Did it hurt?

Mappic: What? When I fell from heaven?

Ro: No. when you died.

Mappic:

Mappic: What the fuck do you think? It was a damn crowbar and a bomb. You tell me.

Things said out of context

Leo: You know, everytime we have to say "technically it's not murder" it doesn't sound as great as we hope it so.

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Branzy, very tired: I suppose I shouldn't ask about the Bomb flying of your window this morning?

Zam: I'd really hope you not.

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Spoke: I'm JUST SAYING, that IF "hypothetically" WE both showed up in battle wearing parrot onesies, hood down and then lifted up the hood just to show matching mowhawks we could both have the joy to see everyone pissing on their pants.

Parrot putting his book down: I'm listening.

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Rekrap: Just- Just be nice about it, for once in your life okay?

Pangi: Hn. (lying)

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Branzy: I'd like to remind all of you that I have a terrifying death clown.

Vitalasy: The fuck you mean by that????

Branzy: No reason. Just saying. In case we all forgot.

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Ashswag: We are all aware that Spepticale isn't fond of violence *loads glock*.

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Spepticale, 10 years old talking about Ashswag to Clutch : Yeah, he just comes here, eat all our food, argues with Reddoons for 45 minutes and goes away.

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Pangi, 15 years old, also talking about Ashswag to his school friend: He just comes here-

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Branzy, very, very tired: So... a bomb.

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Terrain: Do it.

Cube: Dude what the fuck.

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Zam, 7 nights awake in a roll: Do you think if I just scream loud enough Clown will come here and put me out of my misery.

Mid, 12 nights awake in a roll: He won't.

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Mid at 3 am: I'll pay you fifty bucks if you pretend you never saw me here

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Zam, 17 years old: The fuck are you doing here.

Clown, with a shitty ass grin showing the engagement ring on his finger: I live here.

Zam:..

Branzy: Listen-

Zam: Some of you still don't eat the crust on your sandwich like absolute fucking cowards. It's just bread. Are you a toddler? Does your mommy tuck you in? Eat the crust, you stupid baby.

Also Zam

Zam: BRANZY THERE'S CRUST ON MY SANDWICH

Spoke: Clown, can I have a silenced pistol?

Clown: Shouldn't you ask Branzy?

Spoke: He said no.

Clown: Then why're you asking me?

Spoke: Because he's not the boss of you.

Clown: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Bacon: how do you ask someone out?

Vitalasy: Well, first-

Subz: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Bacon: …And you said yes?

Clown, to Branzy: We had a date!

Branzy: *aggressively points to Spiderman Coloring Book*

Ro: Hey guys what’s up?

Mappic: Silence! this is a debate I intend to win.

Ro: huh?

Clown *eating popcorn* : You’re gonna wanna see this

Jaron: BY FAR IT IS ONLY LOGICAL TO ASSUME-

Mid: LOGIC HAS NO PART YOU’RE JUST BIASED

Clown: They’re fighting over who was the one which caused the most chaos

Ro:

Ro *reaches for popcorn*

Clown *slaps his hand* : Nuh-uh Ro only the one with the title of MOST CHAOTIC lifestealer gets to eat popcorn

Spepticale: YOU ARE A LITERAL ASSASSIN WHOS TRIED TO MURDER SEVERAL PEOPLE

Clown: REMIND ME OF YOUR BODYCOUNT?!

Ro: what now-

Clown: THAT WAS BARELY ANY

Spoke: I was literally broke ALL the rules in lifesteal AND SUMMONED THOUSANDS OF MOBS

Clown: You’re all just competing for second place

Ro: .. wait what about me?

Everyone *stops and stares*

Mappic: Ro, this is serious

Parrot: Yeah dude I remember your reputation and you haven’t changed

Branzy: .. are you all done?

Zam: BRANZY! Just who we want to see! So.. tell us, who was the most chaotic lifestealer ever

Branzy*without hesitation* : Ro

Rek: Yeah it was Ro

Everyone:………

Ro*steals popcorn* : Y’all better start putting respect on my damn name

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Behind the scenes

Ro: 2 hearts for you to say me

Branzy: deal

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I attempted to write angst but kind of gave up in the end

Momento mori = remember you must die (learned this in my arts class)

He stood near the cliff as the sun was setting. The wind blew his black hair left and right. The sun in front of her created a golden lining almost too faint to see. He watched him not wanting to disrupt the incredibly angelic scene in front of him.

In hopes of replicating his feelings, Branzy took a deep breath and walked towards Clown. As he turned around, he expected to see his bright red eyes almost gaze into your soul, you stared at them for long enough. Clown's head had turned around by the time his head was out of the clouds.

Branzy gaped in shock as he backed away, Clown’s eyes had been gouged out, and his lips, as well as his skin, had been ripped off of his face, blood was dripping down from everywhere, and the blood gushing from his eye sockets made it look like he was crying out blood, The bacteria in the air had started to rot away at his muscles. The blood continuously dropped on the green grass, turning a deep shade of maroon.

Branzy stared at him in shock and horror. He tried to run but couldn't. No matter how hard he tried something in him wouldn’t let him.

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Branzy jolted awake as sweat dripped down his forehead. His breath became shaky as he tried to calm himself down from his nightmare.

It had been years since Clown had passed away but even to this day, he couldn’t escape the guilt. Clown died because of him. It was his fault. If he had never taken the job, Clown would be with him.

But life gives no second chances.

#lifestealsmp #lifesteal #lifesteal smp #lifesteal shipping #clownpierce #branzy #roshambogames #princezam

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Parrot: okay so the homework was on what coordinates are used for?

Parrot: what are coordinates are used for thou

Clownpierce:You can find out where people live and send them gift baskets

Spoke: But make the gift basket smell like ALMONDS

*Branzy and Clown studying together *

Clown:Ok I am pretty sure that ,you are ready for this test

Branzy:K gimme the first word

Clown:alright what's a synonym for abandonment

Branzy:OHH I KNOW THIS ONE

Branzy:MY CHILDHOOD

Clown: Branzy nO-

Planet: I know alot about space ,Hey Mid, ask me anything about space!

Mid: uhh.. okay is it big?

Planet: probably!

Rek: don't worry no other person is going to ask Clown out

Branzy: huh Why?

Rek: because Clown's is terrifying

Vitalasy: I did something bad

Ashswag: does it affect me ?

Vitalasy: No

Ashswag: Then suffer in silence

Parrot: Hey Clown

Clown: Uhm... Sorry who’s Clown? My names Jack

Parrot .....Ok well Hi person who's dutch

Clown: No I am British

Parrot: OKAY Fine hello fellow human

Clown: No not a human I am a Racoon that lives in your walls

Parrot: Person who likes Branzy??

Clown:...

Clown: Okay

Clown: I can't deny that

This is short af, I STILL CAN'T GET THIS GOD DAMN SPACING THING TO WORK

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal shipping #Lifestealsmp #lifestealsmp #lifesteal #clownpierce #planetlord #ashswag

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

#100 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Ash: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?

Red: You'll probably end up mentally scarred me more than anything.

Spoke: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Parrot: Never become a surgeon.

Mapicc, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Subz: Fuck.

Vitalasy: We've got to work on your cursing.

Subz: I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Planet: I thought you were banned!

Terrain: I get that a lot.

Zam: Okay, help me, please!

Ash: Got two words for you.

Zam: I bet they won't be helpful.

Ash: Your problem.

Zam: I was right.

Clutch: *calls Spepticle*

Clutch: Hey I hate to be "not again" but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Parrot: Why do you have a diary?

Woogie: To keep secrets from my computer.

Zam: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Pangi: I would take all your hearts for free.

Zam, tearing up: I'm your best friend?

Zam: AHHHHHHHH

Pangi: ARE YOU OK!?

Zam: SPIDERRRRRRRRRR

Pangi: omw

Rekrap: what's up guys!

Branzy: the roof...?

Rekrap:...

Ashswag: god you're dumb.

*clown is online*

Parrot: good luck ash.

Planet: *hands Zam a dandelion* I'm trusting you with him

Zam: aww :D

Planet: if Zam disobeys you just give me a call ok?

Zam: >:(

Pangi: *sneaking in through his window*

Woogie: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Pangi: I was with Red?

Red: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Branzy: *shuffling clear cups* Which one is the coin under?

Rek:

Rek: *sighs*

Spoke: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Always one of them gotta be ugly

Zam: I'm literally stabbing you.

Rek: Please no I love you

Branzy: I'm sorry I have to

Rek: Please, I'm begging you, after all we've been through?

Branzy: I'm sorry

Branzy: *places a 4+ card*

Branzy: UNO

I have been watching chinese dramas thats it

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal #lifestealsmp

lifesteal incorrect quotes

Ash: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?

Red: You'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything.

Spoke: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Parrot: Never become a surgeon.

Mapicc, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Subz: Fuck.

Vitalasy: We've got to work on your cursing.

Subz: I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Planet: I thought you were banned!

Terrain: I get that a lot.

Zam: Okay, help me please!

Ash: Got two words for you.

Zam: I bet they won't be helpful.

Ash: Your problem.

Zam: I was right.

Clutch: *calls Spepticle*

Clutch: Hey I hate to be "not again" but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Parrot: Why do you have a diary?

Woogie: To keep secrets from my computer.

Zam: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Pangi: I would take all your hearts for free.

Zam, tearing up: I'm your best friend?

Zam: AHHHHHHHH

Pangi: ARE YOU OK!?

Zam: SPIDERRRRRRRRRR

Pangi: omw

Rekrap: what's up guys!

Branzy: the roof...?

Rekrap:...

Ashswag: god your dumb.

*clown is online*

Parrot: good luck ash.

Planet: *hands Zam a dandelion* I'm trusting you with him

Zam: aww :D

Planet: if Zam disobeys you just give me a call ok?

Zam: >:(

Pangi: *sneaking in through his window*

Woogie: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Pangi: I was with Red?

Red: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Branzy: *shuffling clear cups* Which one is the coin under?

Rek:

Rek: *sighs*

Spoke: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Always one of them gotta be ugly

Zam: I'm literally stabbing you.

#lifesteal #lifesteal smp #lifestealsmp

By b.... This one's for you Mrs Wormwood! My love for you is like the most Ugly Carrot, Your face reminds me of Stupid pig, Together, we are like human flesh and Blood. Oh darling Rebeca, My Ugly Carrot...

I just created this awesome song: 'Our Ugly Carrot Love' yay

#song lyrics generator

oshawottprincess-deactivated201

trentacool-deactivated20141231

what did this bird do

grandtheftputo

I wish i had context on this

nevynerviine-deactivated2015041

here u go

rorytelling

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

depressionlemon-deactivated2016

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

justnexttotheblues

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Leo, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Cube: Gray.

Jaron: Grey.

Leo, turning to Branzy: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Branzy: Dark white.

Red: *walking into spawn with a clown wig and red nose*

Pangi: Why are you dressed like that?

Red: I'm just matching the vibes in here.

Subz: What are you two fighting about?

Oasis: Vitalasy keeps saying phrases wrong!

Vitalasy: Oh cry me a table!

Zam: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Spoke: *crouches down*

Clown: *kneels down*

Red: *sits on the floor*

Zam: ...

Zam: I hate all of you.

Cube: And here you can see the wild Leo in his natural habitat

Leo: *Falls down stairs, cereal spilling out of his pockets*

Cube: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

Pangi: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!

Zam: *throws a dictionary*

Parrot: What is your resolution for the new year?

Spoke: 1080p

Parrot: No.

Clown: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on this server.

Ash: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Jaron: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Vitalasy: I turned out perfectly fine!

Subz: Vitalasy, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Vitalasy: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!

Parrot: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?

Spoke: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.

Parrot: How so?

Spoke: It makes holes.

Red: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Ash: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Red: God?!

Parrot: Why did you get here so late?

Branzy: Well...

Ashswag: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck.

Spoke: Only to find out nobody pressed the button.

Ro: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Mappic: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Ro: Th-that's not how that works-

SPoke: I wish puberty took you to a customize character screen.

Parrot: Do you realize how many people would be dragons?

Vortex: You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Clownpierce: I’ve had the same will since I was 8 years old.

Branzy: [reading it] “Upon my death, all my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.” What are these weird symbols?

Clownpierce: The man who kills me will know.

Branzy: I really like murder mysteries.

Clownpierce: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Planet: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Jaron: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Planet:...

Reddoons: Ashswag?! I thought you died!!

Ashswag in excruciating pain but unable to pass up the opportunity: I... Got better.

Ro: Why are you on fire?

Mappic: This is just how my day is going.

#lifesteal #lifesteal smp #lifestealsmp

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