Lifesteal incorrect quotes
Spoke: I took a calculated risk but boy I am I bad at math
Vitalasy: Wow, all of lifesteal lost power.
Subz: You know, I’ve always kinda liked blackouts. Listen to how quiet it is. It’s so peaceful.
[ Lifesteal being Lifesteal. ]
Subz: Nope, it immediately turned into a purge. Way to go, Lifesteal.
*Everyone blowing up and killing everything in sight*
Life-stealers : LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Clownpierce: If there is such a thing as true love, I’m sure I’ll never find it.
Branzy: Oh don’t worry! I’m sure that you’ll find it someday. Maybe you and I can find it together.
Clownpierce , under his breath: I think I just found it.
In circus...Branzy wanted to surprise Clown for his anniversary...
Clownpierce : What is one thing I told you not to do?
Branzy: Don't burn the circus down...
Clownpierce : And what did you do?
Clownpierce*Raises an eyebrow at him*
Branzy:... and burnt the house down
Poafa: Can I share a hotel room with someone else? Zam has a really weird alarm.
Vortex: What do you mean?
Poafa: It’s a recording of him going, “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” over and over, but he just gets more terrifying each time.
Zam: Tell me a single time you didn’t sing along.
Subz: Do you think he's the one for me?
Woogie: Vitalasy? Oh, yeah. He's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. He completes you.
Mappic: What? When I fell from heaven?
Mappic: What the fuck do you think? It was a damn crowbar and a bomb. You tell me.
Things said out of context
Leo: You know, everytime we have to say "technically it's not murder" it doesn't sound as great as we hope it so.
Branzy, very tired: I suppose I shouldn't ask about the Bomb flying of your window this morning?
Zam: I'd really hope you not.
Spoke: I'm JUST SAYING, that IF "hypothetically" WE both showed up in battle wearing parrot onesies, hood down and then lifted up the hood just to show matching mowhawks we could both have the joy to see everyone pissing on their pants.
Parrot putting his book down: I'm listening.
Rekrap: Just- Just be nice about it, for once in your life okay?
Branzy: I'd like to remind all of you that I have a terrifying death clown.
Vitalasy: The fuck you mean by that????
Branzy: No reason. Just saying. In case we all forgot.
Ashswag: We are all aware that Spepticale isn't fond of violence *loads glock*.
Spepticale, 10 years old talking about Ashswag to Clutch : Yeah, he just comes here, eat all our food, argues with Reddoons for 45 minutes and goes away.
Pangi, 15 years old, also talking about Ashswag to his school friend: He just comes here-
Branzy, very, very tired: So... a bomb.
Cube: Dude what the fuck.
Zam, 7 nights awake in a roll: Do you think if I just scream loud enough Clown will come here and put me out of my misery.
Mid, 12 nights awake in a roll: He won't.
Mid at 3 am: I'll pay you fifty bucks if you pretend you never saw me here
Zam, 17 years old: The fuck are you doing here.
Clown, with a shitty ass grin showing the engagement ring on his finger: I live here.
Zam: Some of you still don't eat the crust on your sandwich like absolute fucking cowards. It's just bread. Are you a toddler? Does your mommy tuck you in? Eat the crust, you stupid baby.
Zam: BRANZY THERE'S CRUST ON MY SANDWICH
Spoke: Clown, can I have a silenced pistol?
Clown: Shouldn't you ask Branzy?
Clown: Then why're you asking me?
Spoke: Because he's not the boss of you.
Clown: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Bacon: how do you ask someone out?
Subz: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Bacon: …And you said yes?
Clown, to Branzy: We had a date!
Branzy: *aggressively points to Spiderman Coloring Book*
Mappic: Silence! this is a debate I intend to win.
Clown *eating popcorn* : You’re gonna wanna see this
Jaron: BY FAR IT IS ONLY LOGICAL TO ASSUME-
Mid: LOGIC HAS NO PART YOU’RE JUST BIASED
Clown: They’re fighting over who was the one which caused the most chaos
Clown *slaps his hand* : Nuh-uh Ro only the one with the title of MOST CHAOTIC lifestealer gets to eat popcorn
Spepticale: YOU ARE A LITERAL ASSASSIN WHOS TRIED TO MURDER SEVERAL PEOPLE
Clown: REMIND ME OF YOUR BODYCOUNT?!
Clown: THAT WAS BARELY ANY
Spoke: I was literally broke ALL the rules in lifesteal AND SUMMONED THOUSANDS OF MOBS
Clown: You’re all just competing for second place
Ro: .. wait what about me?
Everyone *stops and stares*
Mappic: Ro, this is serious
Parrot: Yeah dude I remember your reputation and you haven’t changed
Branzy: .. are you all done?
Zam: BRANZY! Just who we want to see! So.. tell us, who was the most chaotic lifestealer ever
Branzy*without hesitation* : Ro
Ro*steals popcorn* : Y’all better start putting respect on my damn name
Ro: 2 hearts for you to say me
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I attempted to write angst but kind of gave up in the end
Momento mori = remember you must die (learned this in my arts class)
He stood near the cliff as the sun was setting. The wind blew his black hair left and right. The sun in front of her created a golden lining almost too faint to see. He watched him not wanting to disrupt the incredibly angelic scene in front of him.
In hopes of replicating his feelings, Branzy took a deep breath and walked towards Clown. As he turned around, he expected to see his bright red eyes almost gaze into your soul, you stared at them for long enough. Clown's head had turned around by the time his head was out of the clouds.
Branzy gaped in shock as he backed away, Clown’s eyes had been gouged out, and his lips, as well as his skin, had been ripped off of his face, blood was dripping down from everywhere, and the blood gushing from his eye sockets made it look like he was crying out blood, The bacteria in the air had started to rot away at his muscles. The blood continuously dropped on the green grass, turning a deep shade of maroon.
Branzy stared at him in shock and horror. He tried to run but couldn't. No matter how hard he tried something in him wouldn’t let him.
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Branzy jolted awake as sweat dripped down his forehead. His breath became shaky as he tried to calm himself down from his nightmare.
It had been years since Clown had passed away but even to this day, he couldn’t escape the guilt. Clown died because of him. It was his fault. If he had never taken the job, Clown would be with him.
But life gives no second chances.