insert something witty

im a giraffe

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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[logan-exe]

Logan ’Logic’ Sanders

in nearly every episode. (not counting end cards)

[kieraelieson]

Ooooh, wow, yes!

[donutunicornpoop]

happy birthday logan

[everythingfox]

woT?

[donutunicornpoop]

the wORLDDD turned uPSIDE dOWNNNN

[everythingfox]

“Enjoying a sunset on some rollerblades with your dog and horse.”

(via)

[white-throated-packrat]

Oh, that horse is like “trot trot trot, my human has gotten ahead of me! ZOOM! trot trot” and going around to look to look at things. The dog is just living for this!

[adeepeningdig]

This is the life I want to live

[donutunicornpoop]

The horse. Hand it over

[princesskuragina]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[megaceros]

[kindofapieceofshit]

a wavy platypus?

[spaghettifromthevoid]

[moonrat02]

PERRY THE WAVY PLATYPUS?!

[donutunicornpoop]

This is all cursed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[giggle]

this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog

[scampthecorgi]

Scamp hopes your November is off to a gourd-geous start!

[donutunicornpoop]

Misha

OMG i forgot that april 1st was mishapocalypse save me :(

[donutunicornpoop]

?

Sam at a trial, with Gabriel and his friends as his lawyers

Judge: Sir, you are sentenced to sixty eight years in prison.

Gabriel and friends: muttering

Gabriel, turning around: Sir, my client respectfully requests that you add another year onto the sentence.

[donutunicornpoop]

I feel better about me now.

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[daco-broman]

this is the best video on this whole website

[theladymia]

the best part? the grass surrounding the rock is beaten in which suggests something So So Good

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

am I witnessing a game of duck duck goose with an actual goose

[callboxkat]

I love that the dog pauses to let the goose catch up

[donutunicornpoop]

everyone needs help

[donutunicornpoop]

I am reblogging this again because i have a question:

is this duck a goose or a duck?

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[daco-broman]

this is the best video on this whole website

[theladymia]

the best part? the grass surrounding the rock is beaten in which suggests something So So Good

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

am I witnessing a game of duck duck goose with an actual goose

[callboxkat]

I love that the dog pauses to let the goose catch up

[donutunicornpoop]

everyone needs help

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hurleyquinnzel]

at first i thought this was a shit post then i scrolled down

[donutunicornpoop]

Sabriel

Writings hard! But anyways, heres a random quick sabriel thing.

Sam was getting a present for Dean for his birthday from the outside mall. It didn’t have to be too expensive or anything; Castiel would take care of that.

He stopped in front of a large, fancy store. Ann Taylor, it said. He wondered what it sold. Going inside, he saw a lot of clothes. Designer, petite, a lot of things he didn’t understand. Turning around, he left again.

Claire’s, the next sign read. Sam knew what was in Claire’s, but he went in anyways. He stopped in front of the jewelry section. Would Dean want his ears pierced, or a necklace?

He wandered over to some mood rings. Sam sighed. Dean didn’t want anything from this store.

When he left, he wandered about the wall, watching the little kids play in the little playground that was reserved for kids, staring into store windows, smelling the nacho cheese from the pretzel stands.

Sam found that he was now in front of a jewelry store. He looked at the rings. They were, in fact, quite beautiful. There were a couple that Sam liked- a ring with a sturdy silver band, with an opal on top; a ring with a metal band shaped like a rope, with a small black jewel; and a golden banded ring with four diamonds in a circle.

Sam knew Dean wouldn’t want a ring, either, that was for Castiel to get him. But then he felt a strange feeling- “Somebody’s watching me,” he murmured quietly. Slowly pivoting, Sam scanned the small square the jewelry store was in.

A man sitting on the bench with a magazine, a lady walking by with two kids, Gabriel, a teenage couple- wait, Gabriel?

Gabriel smiled and walked over.

“Hey there, Sam,” he said.

“Are you Loki or Gabriel?” asked Sam suspiciously.

“Oh, don’t worry,” said the Gabriel/ Trickster. “I’m Gabriel. Why are you looking at the rings?”

“I was looking for something for Dean’s birthday,” said Sam, still suspicious.

“Oh, don’t worry about his birthday,” said Gabriel, pulling a large, wrapped box out of his shopping bag.

“What’s in it? A bomb?” asked Sam.

“Oh no, a couple dozen pies,” answered Gabe.

“’Kay,” said Sam nervously, grabbing the box.

“Now, which of those rings do you like the best?” said Gabe.

“What?” asked Sam, flabbergasted.

“Which ring?” asked Gabriel again. “I think you’d look best with the ring with the golden band and the four diamonds.”

“Um-er-well-so do I,” finished Sam lamely.

“Alright,” said Gabriel, pulling out a wad of cash and walking into the store.

Bemused, Sam watched after him. Gabriel walked up to the counter. Gesturing with his hands, he moved his mouth. After a minute, he counted out his money and handed it to the woman at the counter. She handed him two rings and a box. The rings matched.

When Gabriel walked out, he was wearing one of the rings. The other was in a box.

“Come here, Sam,” he said giddily. Sam followed him to a small area with just a few people around.

Gabe got out the box. Without asking, he put the other ring on Sam’s finger.

“Now you don’t get a birthday present from me next year,” he teased.

[gaycism]

[donutunicornpoop]

beauty and the beast