dooboo

🖤 24💀 she/her 🖤

[daintydollbambi]

looking for more mutuals !! ifb 𖹭

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

[pavlover-boy]

it is now socially acceptable to post christmas

[spacemanwandersstuff]

i’d like to add another that i saved from twitter (both are made by gorebugs on twt!!)

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[animentality]

[rylandsgrace]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

may you hear the song you most want to hear live at the my chemical romance show you attend

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[not-mrs-cake]

He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.

[worm-on-a-blog]

holy shit

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[teathattast]

Happy Birthday buddy!

[marcignar]

NOT THIS TIME.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

[kanatatachibana-deactivated2015]

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

[therainbowgorilla]

Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[dollopole]

Arthur be like: