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[trash-snail]

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[was-wsllaw-deactivated20240118]

[mantis-the-shrimp]

who tf was laying in bed at 3:37am and thought: what if Shaggy was an ancient evil, unleashed during the live action Scooby Doo

[emperor-of-matzah-deactivated20]

It was Shaggy that implanted that thought

[huffylemon]

every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal* 

jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[gahdamnpunk]

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

[nordichealthnut]

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

[sirikenobilegends-2005]

Anyone know any of the names of these individual’s groups? I love metal music and I’m always looking for new bands to listen to.

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Wrust is my fave. Overthrust, Gunsmoke, and Demon are also good. 

PS in Botswana metal heads are called Marok, and lady metalheads call themselves Queens and give themselves badass nicknames like Phoenix Death Serpent.

[1o9]

Hey. Sup. I’m Raven, your acid bath princess of the darkness. I’m Tara. And we’re sitting here in Tara’s room rocking out to MCR and celebrating 2009 or the new year which we don’t really understand why people are making such a big deal about it because really, one more year is one more year that everyone’s closer to death (death). Whatever suit yourself humanity. Congratulations. Yeah, when you’re closer to death.

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[doodoopoopybutt]

Maybe this isnt the way he saw things but this is the only song I've heard that I 100% related to...

I'm not sad about it or anything, I just feel a little betrayed. Gave my all for somebody who didnt deserve it.

And to the one who did deserve to get my all... I'm sorry I didn't see it, or chose not to see it at some moments.

[dianaspot]

Princess Diana’s speech on HIV (x)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[secondlastk]

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

[sinistropteryx]

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

[sinistropteryx]

One fear

[doodoopoopybutt]

I think more porn bots have followed me since tumblr banned porn than before. Wtf.

[sift]

via weheartit

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[doodoopoopybutt]

Ready to change my identity and skip town...

[doodoopoopybutt]

Except it's more like an "air horn at red lights" kind of love. 😂

[marsinvestigaytions]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

gifsalmighty:

thekaycho

i spent a good 5 minutes laughing at my screen because of THIS!

I FEEL SO VIOLATED

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